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Why Cam winnin' the MVP means absolutely nothin' without a Ship! "Unfinished"

"Almost finished playboy!" 
Carson McCullers, the famous novelist once said, "There's nothing that makes you so aware of the improvisation of human existence as a song unfinished. Or an old address book." Vladimir Nabokov, the Russian novelist, gave it to us like this, "Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece." Then Christina Rossetti, the English poet, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when she spit the simplest of things, "Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun." 

Well playas...Cam Newton was named the NFL's MOST VALUABLE PLAYER on Saturday night but he's still got some unfinished business to take care of on Sunday! Oh yeah, all of the real playas around this piece are cool with him takin' home the obvious but it's all for nothin' if he doesn't win the Super Bowl. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cam Newton won the MVP weeks ago bruh! Anybody that thought that there was a doubt that the dun wasn't goin' to win it was a straight up sucka and a hater all rolled into one! Just like the two clown fake media-types that didn't vote for him. Cam received all but two votes for the award and those two went to Tom Brady and Carson Palmer! Can you say HATERS with no moral value? 

To not vote for the dun that is clearly the MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER in the NFL leadin' the best team to this point is asinine. If you're a sports journalist with a vote then you've gotta take you're freakin' emotions and personal biases out of the joint and vote for the person who clearly deserves to win the Award. How can you say that you're a journalist that covers this league and not vote for Cam Newton? When you're a sucka first and a journalist second. 

Like I said earlier, this means nothin' if Cam doesn't win the Panthers don't win the Super Bowl! And on tsome real talk, I wanna see them beat the brakes, transmission, muffler, doors and the tires off of the Broncos. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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The Pre-Game Super Bowl Speech for ALL the REAL Playas! "Let's Ride"

"It's Game Time Playboy!"
"Gentleman, this is the day that you've dreamed about your entire lives. You can't slow it down because God will only give us the same twenty four hours that he gave us on yesterday to enjoy it. So we must cherish this moment and take full advantage of the opportunity while it's in front of us.

You've dreamed of playin' in the Super Bowl since the first day you picked up a football. Now God has chosen YOU out of the millions of kids that started on this journey with you. There have been others with more talent than you possess, more athletic ability, more style and charisma; but YOU are the ones that have made it to New Jersey on this day.

Gentleman, you have been predestined to run out of this locker room to show the world that you belong in America's Game. Now that you're here, what are you goin' to do with the opportunity? It's not enough to just show up, to bring your camera or recorder and soak it all in. God didn't bring you here to have a vacation. So fellas, I ask you, what are you prepared to do this evenin'?

I've always told you that championships are not won on game day; that the game is only a culmination of events. This championship was won durin' the off season when the other teams were havin' a good time and you were puttin' in work. When everyone practiced for two hours and went home and you stayed and put in 100 extra reps everyday. When everyone was asleep and you got up at 5am to put in work in addition to your regular workouts.

The trophy was bein' engraved when you decided that you weren't goin' to let others tell you what you could or couldn't accomplish. Your ring was sized the day you cut off friends that weren't goin' in the same direction that you were goin'. Your name and picture was immortalized in the book of champions the day that you bought into our mission. Every diamond in the settin' of that ring represents the sweat that you put in to get to this very moment.

Aristotle once said, "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit."

So as a result fellas, this game is just a matter of formality. It's just another part of what we have to do to show the world what we've already become. CHAMPIONS!

Who's got the intestinal fortitude to last the sixty minutes we've been given to decide this thing? We don't have to be the best team; we just have to be the best team durin' the allotted time. It's just that simple because nothin' has changed playboy. The field is the same 100 yards in length and 65 yards in width that it was when the season started. The goal posts are still 10 feet high and 18 feet 6 inches wide like they were two weeks ago. The refs are still the same duns from Footlocker. If you can remember that when you run out of this locker room, you'll return as champions and become immortals in the football book of greatness forever.

However, if you allow the moment to get too big, you'll fail miserably and 24 hours from now you'll be irrelevant to the rest of the world. You'll have what the ole timers would say, "A face that only a mother could love." So how do you want to handle this? I say we go out there and put ourselves in a position to be relevant tomorrow!" LET'S RIDE!!!!!"

Coach Jay Graves (today) but still Holla At Ya Boy!
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