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Friday, October 31, 2014

Sippin' on Sizzurp (Why the Jameis haters all called in sick thismornin')

"You aight dawg? Cuz I'm aight!"
Bjorn Lomborg, an adjunct professor at the Copenhagen Business School, once said, “Wishful thinking is not sound public policy.” C.S. Lewis, the famous poet, kept it 100 when he said, “If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.” Then Richard Dawkins, the famous ethologist and biologist, spoke volumes when he shouted, “If something is true, no amount of wishful thinking will change it.”

I know all of the Famous Jameis haters were sittin’ on the edge of their seats Thursday night hopin’ and prayin’ that Louisville could close the deal on the reignin’ Heisman Trophy winner and his homeboyz! However, all of the wishful thinkin’ in the world couldn’t change the truth playboy. The Florida State Seminoles are the real deal and that’s why they walked out of Pappa Johns crib with all of the pizza 42-31 bumpin' that Wiz Khalifa, "We Dem Boyz!"

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When Louisville jumped out of the closet on these boyz and went up 21-0 all of the haters started blowin’ up my phone because they know that I’m a Jameis supporter. I ride with the kid because everybody else hates him and he’s done nothin’ to deserve all of the vitriol. He's a kid for cryin' out loud! Oh, so I'm talkin' crazy about him not deservin' the vitriol! Check out my video rant of "The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston." It’s like when boyz hated LeBron for no reason.

I told everyone of these duns that it was normal for FSU to come from behind and win so don’t think for one minute that "ole dull motorcycle ridin’ with the mistress on the back crashin’ in the middle of the street and lyin’ about it” Bobby Petrino was gonna pull the upset.

These cats were on a 23 game win streak and had the BEST quarterback in America in the car with them and Louisville at the end of the day was Louisville rockin' some ugly uniforms. Florida State has better players. It's just that simple bruh. Yeah I know that they had the No.1 defense in the country comin’ into this ball game only givin’ up 245 yard per game and only givin’ up 68 yards per game on the ground. But guess what pimpin’? They hadn’t played Florida State.

The Seminoles pealed their head for 574 yards of total offense! Famous Jameis put boyz in a Full Nelson with 401 yards and 3 touchdowns after throwin’ 3 dull picks. They abused them for 173 yards on the ground with both Dalvin Cook (110 yards) and Karlos Williams (72 yards) puttin’ up more than Louisville averages givin’ up per game apiece.

I told you boyz in my College Football Weekly Preview: Week 10 that Jameis is like Floyd "Money" Mayweather! You can’t bet against him until he loses playboy. He’s NEVER lost a game at Florida State and you were tryin’ to tell me that dull Bobby Petrino was gonna do it? You’re smokin’ crack, shootin’ heroin, eatin’ mushrooms and sippin’ on sizzurp with Three 6 Mafia bruh tryin' to get me to believe that!

Let me put it were the goats can get it! They trailed Auburn 21-3 last year in the national title game and won it 34-31. They overcame a 24-7 deficit at North Carolina in September to go on the beat the brakes off of the Tar Heels 56-41. So bein’ down 21-0 to Louisville was a walk in the park playa.

Stop doubtin’ these cats bruh! They've won 24 straight for a reason! They haven’t played a better TEAM yet and until then they’ll keep winnin’! Maybe Alabama can get them in the playoff but nobody else has better players playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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