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How Tyronn Lue MUST be from Mayberry somewhere bruh! "Wheredeydodatat?"

"Yeah, see they got pay me, uh, well, uh...." 
Sylvester Stallone once said, "Don't be gullible, use life before it uses you. Understand there are no free lunches, and for every action you take, there's a reaction." Mason Cooley, the well-know aphorist, got smooth on a boy when he gave it to us like this, "Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence." Tia Carrere, the actress and model, broke it down like an O.G. at a "How to be a Gangsta" seminar when she spit, "I had been gullible, naive, soft, pliable. That's why I got taken advantage of. To survive, you have to have a tough skin."

Well playas...it looks like ole Tyronn Lue is bein' all of the above while he's bein' taken advantage of in Cleveland. Why? Because he's just too darn nice of a guy. And that's the edited version. Do you realize that this dun has been the freakin' head coach of the Cavs since January and he's still coachin' under his assistant's contract? This cat is in charge of the team that is the No.1 seed in the East that just swept Detroit and he's gettin' assistant coach bread? Wheredeydodatat? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When ole boy took over for David Blatt in January he was already the highest paid assistant in the league as he'd signed a 4 year deal worth $6.5 million back in the summer of 2014. However, when they fired Blatt and made him the man he's supposed to tell a boy that I'm not gettin' off of the bus until we sign a new deal. That's Rule 1, Article 2, Section 5 of the Playas Handbook of Ghetto Survival! "I ain't doin' nothin' until I see my bread!" 

Why not bruh? He had 'um on the ropes because they fired Blatt in January with no plan B! As a matter of fact, Lue was their plan B!!! So give him his money!!! You can't wait until this summer to officially pay a boy! If they were gonna wait until this summer then they should have kept Blatt until then. But they knew that they had a dun that was willin' to do it and they took advantage of him.  

They verbally came to an agreement of a prorated deal of $3 million for this season, $3 million next year and a team option of $3.5 million in the third year with a buyout. However, Lue told a boy that he felt guilty gettin' a multi-million dollar raise at the expense of Blatt that's why he didn't force a signin' of the deal in January. What!!? So they're supposed to sign the deal this summer. Blast got fired bruh!!! I know that's your boy because he hooked you up but he ain't feedin'  yo family!!! 

If they want you to do Blatt's job then they've gotta pay you Blatt money now not this summer!! They can't promise to pay you nothin'!! Where is Lue from bruh? Mayberry somewhere? Was he ridin' bikes with Opie or drinkin' with Otis? You can't be that gullible and live! Without a contract Cleveland can do whatever they want to do after the season is over. They don't have to pay him jack squat!!! 

And get this playa, the freakin' $3.2 million annual salary that he agreed to is among the bottom half of coaching salaries in the league!!! However, the Cavs currently have the second-highest payroll in league history!!!  Wheredeydodatat? Obviously in Cleveland where you've got a gullible cat that's willin' to work for cookies and milk and not be tough enough to tell a boy that he's gotta have his bread before he get's on the big boy ride at the fair. But on some real talk, he deserves to be taken advantage of because he doesn't realize what's at stake. If you get to this point in life and don't know it's on you playa. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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