|"Oh yeah, I know they waitin' on us to fall! But not on my watch playboy!"|
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The national title invites are on the line this weekend playboy. For both Ohio State and Florida State it’s as simple as winning and you’re in the Vizio BCS National Title Game on January 6th in Pasadena, Ca.! I can hear that Bootsy Collins still bumpin’, “Um LA, Californ-I-A, the city of angels, Hollywood!” But if you’re dull it’s a wrap and then it gets complicated because the wack media has a hidden agenda, especially the duns over at ESPN!
You better believe that they're looking for some foolishness to occur on Saturday. If both Ohio State and Auburn hit the bricks then they’ve already planted the seeds to talk boyz into putting Alabama into the title game as opposed to Mizzou that would actually deserve to be there because they would be holding the freakin’ SEC trophy. Why? Because all you need to do is follow the money playboy!
Alabama is good for business and Mizzou ain’t. It’s just that simple. "Why are you saying that ESPN is trying to screw Mizzou when they are voters all over the country?" says the roof top screamer! Why? Because 98% of people including these dull voters can't and won't think for themselves and whatever the duns at ESPN say is golden.
Then they'll turn around and tell you that the BCS is broken. It's not the BCS, it's the dull voters. The computers don't come in with hidden agendas and personal bias' bruh, it's the people doing the voting that do. And the voters are heavily influenced by the duns driving the freakin' bus. I'm preachin' but y'all ain't listenin'!
If Mizzou should happen to win and OSU falls, the powers that be would convince them that a BCS Bowl is good enough for them and they’ll fall for it hook, line and sinker. Why? Because they’ve already over-achieved bruh. Nobody expected these duns to win in that league and especially not this early. So they’ll be happy just taking the freakin’ trophy to the crib.
While we’re talking about the Missouri freakin’ Tigers, the same clowns that were a perennial 4 to 5 loss team in the Big 12, lets pause for a minute to analyze this foolishness. How is it that these boyz are 60 minutes away from winning the SEC Championship? I’ll tell you how? Because the entire conference isn’t as good as advertised. Like I’ve been saying for years, the top 3 are usually the best in the country. However, the rest of those duns are eating catfish too and Mizzou playing in the SEC Title Game further proves my point.
Now the hustle was already put into effect once Alabama lost to Auburn in the Iron Bowl. On the Monday after that game, ESPN paraded Auburn’s athletic director Jay Jacobs around to the shows to campaign for a one loss SEC team to play for the title even though we had two undefeated teams still alive. In his words, “It would be un-American to not have a one loss SEC team in the title game.”
Obviously, he’s thinking that the Auburn Tigers would be playing instead of Mizzou if they were to win and boyz fall apart on Saturday. Listen to me playboy, if Auburn falls apart, like I think they will and Ohio State just happens to stump their toe against Michigan State. Mizzou will get the shaft because the media world wants to see Alabama even though they didn’t win the conference championship.
You’ve been hearing duns like ESPN’s Colin Cowherd telling boyz all week that Alabama was still his No.2 ranked team in front of Ohio State, Auburn and Mizzou. So you already know they’re waiting for the ball to drop on Saturday.
Here’s my roof top screamer with that foolishness again, “Why would ESPN want an SEC team in the championship game? They get nothing out of it!” Sit down and let an O.G. explain it to you young playa. Keep in mind that the SEC and ESPN just joined forces to start the SEC on ESPN Network in August of 2014. So they’ve got crazy skin in the game playa. The brand that they're tied to needs to be seen at all costs. Not the Big 10 or the ACC! They wanna see the SEC all day long. Why? Because it's good for the brand.
So that’s why you hear boyz talking about how bad Ohio State and Florida State’s schedule were and they never say a mumbling word about how bad Alabama’s schedule was. They played two ball games this year and lost one of them. If you don’t believe me bruh here it is bruh!
You keep hearing these duns trying to sell us on the fact that Florida State has never been challenged this year. They keep saying that they've never played from behind etc. Has anybody sat back and thought about how good these cats just might be?
Nobody ever said that about all of the University of Miami teams that were in the dull Big East for years. They won 5 national championships in 20 years and played in title games at their home freakin’ stadium, the Orange Bowl. Are you kidding me?
Can you imagine Alabama playing for the national title in Byrant-Denny, Ohio State playing in Ohio Stadium or Florida State playing at Doak-Campbell for all of the marbles? I’m not hatin’, I’m just keepin’ it real pimpin’!
When USC was blasting boyz with Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart and Co. nobody tripped. Now that Florida State is running rough shot all over the ACC, the powers that be are upset. Because I know that the fix is in with these dull media cats that have the potential to vote crazy, I hope that both Ohio State and Florida State go to work this weekend and beat the doors off of Michigan State and Duke respectively. By taking care of business they’ll box out the duns that are trying to run game on those of us that just simply love this game! Stop me when I start lyin’!
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