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Thursday, March 5, 2015

Bus Fare (How the Pacers had the Knicks look like a dun named Rollo just gettin' off of work)

"I missed it but at least the poster looks good bruh!"
William Thomas, the famous sociologist, once said, “Anyone who thinks they’re important is usually just a pompous moron who can’t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.” Edward Gibbon, the 18th century English historian, gave it to us like this, “The pathetic almost always consists in the detail of little events.” Then the big homie John D. Rockefeller shut the buildin’ down with, “I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money’s sake.”

Well playas…ole John D. must not have seen the Knicks play this year or maybe he has? He may have been talkin’ about Phil because ole boy is definitely makin’ money for the sake of makin’ money because he sure isn’t tryin’ to win basketball games. The dull Knicks showed up in Indianapolis on Wednesday night on my Empire night and stunk up the joint in the process. They got dog walked from the openin’ tip 105-82.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I had to keep lookin’ at the game notes to figure out who the duns were on the floor. Without Melo and Jose Calderon playin’ because of injuries they looked like a bunch of cats from Coney Island or the Marcy Projects that snuck in the game. The Pacers were literally linin’ these boyz up against the wall and havin’ target practice.

At the end of the first quarter the Pacers were shootin’ 63 percent from the field bruh! Wheredeydodatat? Triangle offense my butt! They were actually playin’ the triangle defense with a hole in one side of the three. Dude… it was hard to watch even for Pacers fans. Child protective services showed up at least 3 or 4 times durin’ the course of the game because boyz kept reportin’ physical and mental abuse in the joint. They kept havin’ to stop the game and take pictures of a boy to put in their records just to tell their supervisors that they did respond to the call.

George Hill was like Ike Turner in the joint as he put up 21 points in 27 minutes! Rodney Stuckey was Debo as he snatched boyz chains for 17 in 19 minutes! C.J. Miles was like Maximus “Are you not entertained?” when he drilled these fools for 16 in 21 minutes! David West at least had a little sympathy on them as he paced himself with 13 points in 26 minutes.

By mid-way through the third quarter they were givin’ out gas masks to keep boyz from fallin’ out from the stench of the Knicks bruh. They had 19 turnovers, shot 39 percent from the field, 69 percent from the foul line and only had 4 fast break points. Now Pacers fans would say that it was Frank Vogel’s ferocious defense. I’d say that Frank and Co. showed up to work and watched some kids from the suburbs get dropped off in the hood with no warnin’ and get their sneakers and jewelry taken. I could have gotten a bunch of cats from Haughville or Any Hood, USA to run the Knicks last night bruh!

They looked like the dun that shows up to the court after work with his uniform still on. You know the cat named Rollo with the work shirt on with his name stitched on the chest, jeans and boots with 35 keys hangin’ off of his belt? That was the Knicks bruh! Every time he shoots a bunch of change falls out of his pockets and he’s got to stop the game to pick it up because it’s his bus fare? That dun!

Now keep in mind playboy! They’re payin’ Phil $12 million for this foolishness and I told you boyz that he was out for a money grab but you wouldn’t listen. These fools are 12-48! So he’s charged you $1 million per win at this point and you’re cool with that because he’s Phil. Suckas I say! Straight up suckas!

I’m sure the Pacers are cool with them sendin’ the Knick through to holla at a boy! They’re like, “Ya’ll wanna play tomorrow?” Frank has these boyz rollin’ right now too. They’ve won their last 9 of 11 games and are 11-3 with George Hill back in the lineup and had the best winnin’ percentage in the NBA in February. Boyz are sittin’ just outside the playoff picture at the 9th spot and a half-game behind ole dull Miami. Look for them to fall apart completely without Bosh because D. Wade’s knees can’t carry them. Up next Chi-town on Friday! Stop me when I start lyin’! To check out all of pre and post-game video from Ya Boy behind the scenes pop this link "Pacers Cred!"

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
2) Wheredeydodatat?: In other words, “Who does that bruh?”

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