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Saturday, November 28, 2015

How the Pacers beat up a Hoiberg led Bulls team that has NO heart! "Demand"

"Man where is Thibs when you need him buh?"
Sally Kirkland, the film and television actress, once said, "My attitude is always one of sensuality, aggressive enthusiasm and a kind of outrageousness in my expression." Cara Delevingne, the English fashion supermodel, gave it to us like this, "The best therapy is actually the more aggressive kind when they break you open; they unleash you." Then Jose Mourinho, the famous Portuguese former soccer and now manager, pulled a boy'z card and spit, "The world is so competitive, aggressive, consumive, selfish and during the time we spend here we must be all but that." 

Well playas...unless you're playin' in the NBA because EVERY night you've got to competitive, aggressive, consumive and to some degree selfish in order to beat the brakes off of a boy. The Indiana Pacers were just that on Friday night when the Chicago Bulls rolled into town. They jumped all over these boyz and took their sneakers and lunch money 104-92 and sent them runnin' home to Big Momma. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers wanted it more than the Bulls did bruh! Nobody in Chicago will admit it because they've got the most delusional sports fans (all sports) alive but the Bulls under Fred Hoiberg are as soft a baby diarrhea in a wet diaper. They ran Tom Thibodeau out of town because he was too hard on his team and now they've got a boy coachin' a team full of push overs. 

Under Thibs the Bulls were aggressive and would at least act like they wanted to fight a boy. Now they givin' away bicycles, Starbursts and penny cookies without a fight. If nothin' else Joakim Noah was gonna talk a $100 worth of noise and at least get in a boy'z face. You didn't even know that dun was in the buildin'. And will somebody PLEASE tell me why Derrick Rose is even gettin' dressed these days? That dun is a shell of himself out there just throwin' up junk hoping that it'll go in. 

The Pacers completely ran over them with Paul George drivin' like a mad man. He hit them up for a cool 33 points and 8 rebounds. C.J. Miles unloaded his usual flurry of foolishness with 16 like a sniper at the Carter workin' for Nino Brown. 

The Pacers out rebounded them 51-47 with duns like Ian Mahimni goin' to work with 15 points and 9 boards and Lavoy Allen comin' off of the bench with 12 points and grabbin' 10 off of the glass. Usually a Bulls team is at least fightin' for some respect bruh! They were out there like somebody had broken into their gym locker and stolen their girlfriend's picture. Dull!!!

Frank's homeboys held them to 5 freakin' fast break points all night while they pushed the rock for 21 of their own! But Chicago fans will justify 'til the world blows up that Thibs needed to go just like these delusional cats will go to their graves tryin' to tell you that it made sense to fire Lovie Smith after a 10-6 season just because he didn't make the playoffs. It's freakin' CHICAGO!!! More often than not the Bears are horrible! They didn't make the playoffs that year because the division was great! Now they are on their second coach after him and they still suck wind in a car wash butt naked with Timberlands on. You can figure that one out later playa! 

The Pacers are now 10-5 after startin' the season 0-3! Most cats in Indy panicked because Frank was institutin' a new smaller and faster system. I was the only cat tellin' boyz to relax because they would be fine. There's way too much fire power on this team for them not to be good. They already play hella defense so it has no choice but to work. Boyz just had to find some chemistry and then their swagger. Well playa, now they've found both and Frank is lookin' like a genius, again. 

Meanwhile the duns in Chicago are lookin' like a bunch of cats that are goin' to get mugged darn near every night for their sneakers, lunch money, bikes and jewelry. I just hope their parents can keep up with the demand and stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Pullin' a boy'z card: verb phrase - to call a person out to embarrass and correct. 
2) Carter: noun - the public housin' joint in the movie "New Jack City" where Nino Brown the drug dealer controlled all of the supply and demand. He had snipers on the roofs of all the buildings to keep watch for the Feds or rival dealers etc. 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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