This weekend all of the big guns took a smoke break as they were preparing to play some big time games this coming weekend. Both LSU and Alabama meet next week in a juggernaut in Tuscaloosa. So as usual neither one of them suited up this week. Then two weeks later the Crimson Tide will take another smoke break on November 23 to play Western Carolina the week before they play Auburn in the Iron Bowl. It’s their M.O. (Modus Operandi) to getting through the season undefeated. Shady…because everybody else will be playing for their playoff lives and they’ll be goofing around with the Little Sisters of the Poor.
They’ve already played Duke and New Mexico State along with being in the SEC West. Therefore, they will play their first real game all season as usual when LSU comes to town this week. They’ve played 8 games and LSU will be the first real game they’ve played all year. Tua Tagovailoa is banged up so they don’t have a chance in chicken grease to get out of this one alive. Therefore, Bama is sitting at No.4 on my list and only because they’re still undefeated.
At the No.3 position is Clemson because Trevor Lawrence hasn’t looked good all season. He’s been reckless with the football and they play in the ACC. They’re the only team in the conference and they haven’t been outstanding every week. If you’re playing the little sisters of the poor every Saturday Lawrence can’t be throwing picks like crazy. They even pulled a Bama move on us this past weekend by taking a smoke break too. They lined up against lowly Wofford in Week 10. Give me a break.
Ohio State comes in at No.2 only because I believe that No.1 LSU is better because they’ve got a better quarterback in Joe Burrow. We’re really splitting hairs on these two teams. I wouldn’t be mad if Ohio State were ranked No.1 on Tuesday when the first College Football Playoff Ranking comes out.
This will all be temporary because Alabama and LSU meet this week and Ohio State and Penn State get it on like Marvin Gaye in a few weeks. The only dun that will still be on skates is Clemson. They play nobody the rest of the way to go with their dull previous opponents. So therefore, when the smoke clears on the regular season they’ll be sitting in the No.1 or No.2 spot.
Not only does Ohio State have to battle with Penn State but they’ve got to go to Ann Arbor and play Michigan the following week to end the regular season. It’s about to get crazy out here in these football streets.
Top 4:
1) LSU
2) Ohio State
3) Clemson
4) Alabama
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
