In less than three seasons Tom Allen has literally become a legend in Bloomington! “Winning!!”

Tom Allen has come into the Bloomington and changed the game in less than three seasons. Photo: Marc Lebryk-USA TODAY Sports

BLOOMINGTON, IN. — The Indiana Hoosiers are rolling relatively speaking!! Well…in Indiana Hoosiers terms they ARE ROLLING. After beating the breaks, doors, back seats and transmission off of Northwestern on Saturday 34-3. The Hoosiers are 7-2 with losses to only Michigan State in which they battled to the end only losing by 9 points and a blow out loss to possibly the best team in America, THEE Ohio State Buckeyes.

That’s pretty impressive for the Hoosiers. Only two losses and we’re into Week 11 now? Really bruh? Nobody saw Tom Allen coming into Bloomington having this type of success. He’s not even through his third season yet and he’s got a 17-16 record in BLOOMINGTON. During his first two seasons as the head coach for IU he went 5-7 in each of those seasons. Now he’s killing the game with a 7-2 record with three games to go!!! That’s NUTS!!!!

The last time Tom Allen was a head coach before stepping into the position after Kevin Wilson was run out of town. He was the head coach at Ben Davis High School in Indianapolis. I remember when the dun was getting it in at BD. Now he’s got the Hoosiers putting in work.

You’d literally have to go back to Bo McMillin from 1934-1947 to find an IU coach with a winning record. Before that it was Ewald Stiehm from 1916-1921 and then the other cats were right at the turn of the century and into the darn 1800’s. If they fired Allen today, which they won’t and I’m not looking for him to be going anywhere any time soon. However, if he walked away today he’d be one of the best coaches to ever walk the side lines in Bloomington and that’s NUTS!!!

At 7-2, this is the best 9 game start for a Hoosiers team since 1993. They’re averaging 34 points per game in BLOOMINGTON bruh!!!!! BLOOMINGTON!! I’ve got to get down there right now and take Coach Allen and his staff to Mother Bear’s or Nick’s or something!!!  That’s crazy!! They’ve scored at least 30 points in every game but the Ohio State loss. Incredible!! At IU??

Tom Allen’s a legend right now playa!! I’m an IU grad and my siblings are IU grads too. The Graves family walked the yard from 1982 to 1995 not to mention the fact that my older brothers played there as well. To see the Hoosiers putting in work like this is amazing. Yo Tom Allen!!! In my DJ from Hustle and Flow voice, “Get ya money mane!!!”

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.