OAKLAND — Somewhere in the city of San Antonio the entire front office of the San Antonio Spurs and Gregg Popovich had to be sitting in front of a television set sick to their stomachs that they didn’t treat Kawhi Leonard with more respect during his injury. They’ve got to be drunk out of their minds right now like the first manager of the Temptations looking at ole boy leading the Toronto Raptors to a 3-1 series lead over the defending NBA Champs after a 105-92 Game 4 win on Friday night.
Not only did they steal a game in Oracle Arena but they won both of them as Kawhi put on a freak show. As they struggled in the opening half of Game 4 they were lucky to only be down four points at the break. Then all of a sudden Kawhi went into the half, put on the Black Panther costume complete with the sound proof boots, came out and went to work on these boyz.
He scored Toronto’s first 6 points of the half on two 3-pointers in less than 16 seconds. According to teammate Fred VanFleet, “Kawhi Leonard came out and hit two big F-you shots to start the half. There’s no defense for that. There’s no schemes for that.”
He went on to say, “Two big-boy shots we came out of the half with, two back-to-back 3s, that just kinda let you know how we we’re gonna approach the third quarter and the rest of the half.” Boom!!! Kawhi hit a boy in the stomach and Golden State never recovered. He dropped 17 of his 36 points in the third quarter alone.
The Raptors put up a 37 point third quarter on them and it shook the foundation of the building as the Warriors had no answer for it. All kind of boyz came back to play in Game 4 for Golden State hoping to make a difference but Kawhi was simply too much.
Klay Thompson must have flown to Wakanda on Thursday and gotten a hold of some Vibranium because that dun did the impossible by even playing on a strained hamstring. Kevin Looney must have drank a case of the substance because he wasn’t even expected to play the rest of the series. They said that he had a right upper body fracture of the first costal cartilage. It connects the sternum to the ribs. Now I don’t know why his shoulder was hurting but there’s no way that dun should have been playing.
Now the Raptors are headed back to Scotiabank Arena up 3-1 ready to close these boyz out in 5 on their home court. Drake is going to be out of freakin’ control. He might just show up butt naked with some Timberlands and a Raptors belt on. Where is the front office for San Antonio again? Somewhere sick to their stomachs taking turns kicking each other square in the butt with steel toe boots. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Vibranium: noun – The fictional metal appearing in the movie Black Panther and American comic books published by Marvel Comics
