Antonio Brown wants back into the NFL now that time, space and broke-ness has sat in! “Too Late Playa”

On Saturday word got out that embattled wide receiver Antonio Brown wants to now play football again in the NFL. A month ago, after the Patriots cut him, moved on and kept their bread he told the world that he didn’t want to play football anymore. We all knew that was nonsense though.

It’s funny how time, space and a lack of income can clear a boy’s head up. After sitting at the crib for a few weeks with nothing to do and no money coming in he realized that the ONLY way he’s capable of making that type of bread is to play football and he’s got a limited time to do it.

The only problem is, he blew that opportunity up like a pack of firecrackers on the 5th of July. You know how a boy just goes outside and lights everything he’s got left over from the 4th? That was AB earlier this season. He took for granted the great opportunity he had to play a stupid game and make a fortune in GUARANTEED money. Brown thought that he was bigger than the game and found out very quickly that he wasn’t.

Now he’s saying that he wants to clear up all of the off the field foolishness and then come back.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I hope that dun never plays another down in the NFL because he literally showed his bare bottom like my momma used to say. In 20 years he’ll be sitting around the barber shop back in the hood telling some young cats how good he was and nobody will give two rips about who he was. He’s a prime example of a fool and his money will soon part ways. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.