The Jay Graves Report

The Grigson/Pagano foolishness is ALL over the field right now! “Uncle”

"Man you give up! Naw you give up! I was here first! Huh?"

Thomas Edison once said, “Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” The big homie, Patrick Swayze, broke it down like this, “What winning is to me is not giving up, is no matter what’s thrown at me, I can take it. And I can keep going.” Then Marilyn vos Savant, the person with the highest recorded IQ, pulled up on a boy and spit the realist lines ever when she said, “Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.”

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts made the “L” permanent down in Houston on Sunday night when they gave up and let a boy erase a 14 point deficit with 2:45 left in the fourth quarter. They went down to Texas and literally wet the bed to the point where Big Momma can’t even turn it over to the other side. It has to be thrown out ASAP. They lost in overtime 26-23 after the joint was darn near empty.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Texans fans had already left the buildin’ in search of some Frenchy’s Chicken when they got the word that the dull Colts layed down and let a boy win. It’s unbelievable bruh! How can you be up 23-9 with 2:45 left and lose? Well it rarely happens bruh! The last time a boy won a game in the NFL after trailin’ 14 points with less than 3 minutes left was when Tim Tebow lead the Broncos past the dull Dolphins in 2011. Now add the dull Texans to that list.

I wonder what ole dull Ryan Grigson has to say this mornin’? He was talkin’ like a mad man a week ago sayin’ that Andrew Luck’s contract has the team turned on it’s ear because he essentially can’t build the team because he paid him too much bread. Don’t get me to lyin’ here’s exactly what the dun said, “We have a defense that is work in progress. When you pay Andrew what we did, it’s going to take some time to build on the other side of the ball.  He goes on to say, We have missed on picks, that’s for sure, we have. I have to do better in that respect.”

That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard a boy say. He’s the dun that negotiated the contract and agreed to it not thinkin’ that he’s got to put a team around him.

Football is the ultimate TEAM sport!!! And on Sunday the defense fell asleep at the wheel in the freakin’ driveway. They drove for more than 4 and a half hours to get to the crib safely and pulled up in the drive way, ran into the house, totaled Big Momm’s ride and destroyed the living room. How is that possible bruh? It’s always possible when you’ve got a coach and a GM that aren’t on the same page. The foolishness that goes on behind closed doors always seeps out into the open air.

Sure, neither one of them are actually playin’ the game but their foolishness is all over the field. That debacle in Houston is a testament to the foolishness in-house in Indianapolis and something has to give. I’ll sit in the cut and wait for it because one or both has to say Uncle. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Frenchy’s Chicken: noun – popular chicken joint down in Houston.

5) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!