I guess ole dull Jim Irsay finally woke up this mornin’ and smelled the toe jam! After the past two seasons of foolishness and not makin’ the playoffs he finally decided that the dun buyin’ the groceries was shoppin’ at the swap meet and gettin’ spoiled food! On Saturday afternoon it was announced that Ryan Grigson was gettin’ pushed out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. It’s about time!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma have been ridin’ Chuck Pagano for the past two years as to why the Colts have looked a hot mess. Now he should take some blame in some of this foolishness too. However, the dun comin’ in the crib with the groceries was more responsible for the Andrew Luck out here gettin’ his head beaten in and losin’ tire pressure in his lungs etc.
Grigson spent $140 million on a quarterback and couldn’t protect him. That’s like buyin’ a Bugatti and parkin’ it in the middle of the projects with the music blastin’ runnin’ with the doors unlocked!! I told you boyz back in October in the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Two Dead Flies” that he was the worse GM in the NFL!! Why because the dun actually fixed his mouth to say this to some real live breathin’ human beings, “We have a defense that is work in progress. When you pay Andrew what we did, it’s going to take some time to build on the other side of the ball. He went on to say, “We have missed on picks, that’s for sure, we have. I have to do better in that respect.”
The dun said that he spent all of his bread on the car but forgot to get the wheels and the seats. I don’t care that he hit the bullseye with Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton and tight ends Coby Fleener and Dwayne Allen with his first draft in 2012. Even a broken a clock is right twice a day bruh!
Then the dun fell on his face, pulled a hamstring, ruptured an achilles and blew out a knee the followin’ year at the draft!! Not a single cat he selected in the 2013 is currently on the roster today! Wheredeydodatat?
He may as well have pulled a Pacman Jones at the strip club and made it rain! He simply threw a whole bunch of bread in the air, boyz picked it up and ran out of the joint butt naked.
Thank goodness that dun is gone! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1)Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.
2) Swap Meet: noun – the ghetto flea market or open market
3) Eddie Kane Jr.: noun – character in the move “Five Heartbeats” that was kicked out of the group for not handlin’ his business.
4) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
5) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!
