Tiller took you to like 9 straight bowl games and you got greedy and wanted more. It’s freakin’ Purdue bruh! Stop it! You sound crazy!! The best you’re gonna do at Purdue is win 7 or 8 games and that’s when you’re ROLLIN’! You’re goin’ to win the Big Ten every 30 years or so when you hit the quarterback lottery!! C’mon bruh! Stop it!! You won the joint in 1966 with a dun named Bob Griese who became all everything and was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Then you hit the jackpot with a dun that was 6’0 tall that NOBODY in Texas or the south wanted and he turned out to be a MONSTER that’s on his way to the Hall of Fame too. For y’all that’s checkin’ I’m talkin’ about Drew Brees!!!
So in another 10 years or so you’ll hit another lick and make it to Pasadena. But in the meantime and in between time let’s be realistic!!!
In order to win at the level that you think that you should win at you’ve gotta have horses! You don’t and won’t get a roster full of them because you have to be able to recruit them. Well playa, Michigan and Ohio State will ALWAYS kill you in that department. Why? Because they’ve got the tradition, the facilities and the championships.
This isn’t the NFL bruh, where once you win the title you have to pick last. When you win the national or conference title you get the pick of the litter EVERY year. So schools like that are goin’ to ALWAYS have better players than you.
Sure, you’re goin’ grab a few 5-star cats every now and then and even get a few boyz drafted. But you can’t compete against a roster full of them. If over a 5 year period you’ve got three 4 or 5-star cats and Michigan and Ohio State has 60. You’re gettin’ drug every year.
You’re not out recruitin’ Michigan State, Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska because they consistently win more than you do. You’re not even out recruitin’ Indiana because now they’ve got better facilities than you. Have you looked at the facilities in West Lafayette lately bruh relative to what the rest of the country has? They haven’t changed in more than 26 years!! The Mollenkopf Center was built in 1990!!! Boyz upgrade football facilities around the country every 4 or 5 years. You’re losin’ some recruitin’ battles that you don’t have to lose. So more than likely you’re losin’ all or 90 percent of the games verses the aformentioned schools and throw a couple more in for luck.
No way should Indiana be out recruitin’ you because their program and fan base is just as unrealistic as yours. They ran Bill Mallory out of town for doin’ the same thing Joe Tiller was doin’. Winning 7 or 8 games a year consistently in the late ’80’s and early ’90’s and goin’ to bowl games every year. They got greedy, thought that they could do better and now their lookin’ silly too.
But at least they aren’t as bad as the Boilermakers because they keep upgradin’ the facilities which helps in recruitin’ players.
So now that it’s time for another boy to show up in West Lafayette and if he starts winnin’ 7 or 8 games a year, leave him alone!! He’s your Bo Schembechler, Woody Hayes, Tom Osborn or Barry Switzer bruh! Get out of the way and let that dun coach until he dies on the field. Stop me when I start lyin’!
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