The Jay Graves Report

Purdue blasts Northwestern at the crib! “Ain’t Playin’!”

"You know how we do up here in West Lafayette bruh!"

Boyz have been put on notice about goin’ to West Lafayette! If you show up with a basketball team you’re goin’ to get sent to the crib with an old fashioned beat down without your sneakers and jewelry! No.25 Northwestern (18-5, 7-3 Big Ten) rolled into Mackey Arena and got the doors blown off of them 80-59 on Wednesday night.

Not only did Caleb Swanigan put in his usual double-double on a boy but Vince Edwards showed his butt too! These cats from Purdue (18-5, 7-3 Big Ten) are not playin’ in these streets this year! The balance they are showin’ is ridiculous!

There’s no stoppin’ Caleb Swanigan bruh! He finished the night with 24 points and 16 rebounds for his 19th double-double on the season. If that dun isn’t the player of the year he’ll take his place until he get’s here. Are you kidding me?

As a team the Boilermakers are shootin’ the lights out of the joint. They shot 48 percent from he field and 52 percent from downtown!!! That’s NUTS!!! Northwestern came in with the Big Ten’s best 3-point defense and they blasted them from 3 goin’ 12 of 23!!! Over the past three ball games they’ve knocked down 37 of 69 for 53.6 percent!! That’s 54 percent for the thinkin’ man. Wheredeydodatat?

Vince Edwards finished the night with 17 points. Dakota Mathias got at a boy for 13 and Isaac Haas slipped up on the side of a boy with 11.

The inside out game of Purdue is givin’ boyz the blues in the Big Ten and it should be a problem in the NCAA Tournament too.

Up next: At Maryland on Saturday 2/4/17 @ 12pm.

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk! 

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