NFC Wildcard: Tom Brady at 179 years old leads the Bucs to their first playoff win in 18 years! “Too Old?”

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Of course I’m being facetious about the dun being 179 years old but he may as well be. He’s out here doing work on boyz at 43 years old which is 179 years old in football years.

When the smoke cleared in Washington on Saturday the Bucs were getting back on the bus with the a 31-23 road playoff victory. Tom Brady torched the Washington Football Team and their vaunted front four for 381 yards and 2 touchdowns and NO sacks from the rookie Chase Young who was talking $100 worth of noise this week about wanting Tom Brady.

Earlier in the week he popped off like young cats typically do and asked for something he wasn’t prepared to eat when he said, ” I’m coming!” and, “I want Tom!” Well playas…he came and went without putting a hand on the old man. He had two pressures but didn’t actually sack him. Washington as a team got to him twice but Young didn’t.

The old timers used to always say, “Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.

Boyz sound crazy talking about Brady’s too old etc. Sure, he’s old and he needs to go somewhere and sit down on GP. However, he’s still better then 90 percent of the quarterbacks in the league. Not the Pop Warner Little League but the National Football League.

He has the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the playoffs for starters with an 11-5 regular season record. Not to mention the fact that he just led them to their first playoff victory since the 2002 season when they won Super Bowl XXXVII. And duns were really talking about how bad Brady looked on Monday Night Football back in November when they loss to the Rams 27-24? Really?

Boyz were really saying at the time that he’s been terrible in prime time games against good teams. At the time he was 1 and whatever in those games. WHAT!!? First of all, they were playing in Prime-Time games! That was all because of Tom Brady! Do you really think that Bucs fans gave a rip that they loss on Monday Night Football in November when they were actually playing on Monday Night Football?

Do you really think that Bucs fans care that Brady’s actually 179 football years old when they are celebrating a playoff road victory this morning? Have you seen the Bucs in recent years?

They finished 7-9 in 2019 and even worse in 2017 and 18. They won 5 games in each season and never sniffed a prime time game or the freakin’ playoffs. They finished the regular season this year with 11 wins and they just advanced in the playoffs. That’s all because of Tom Brady playa.

And don’t you dare start telling me that he had cats like Gronkowski and Antonio Brown because the ONLY reason those guys are in Tampa in the first place is because of Brady. Gronk was retired and AB was the problem child nobody wanted. Brady was the influence that got them to Tampa.

The fact that a 43 year old man is out there hanging with players in their prime and cats that are young enough to be his freakin’ kids is remarkable. You sound like a complete fool saying Tom Brady is old. We know that genius but he’s still better than 90 percent of the duns playing his position and he just proved it once again on Saturday. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

  1. Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.