Lavar Ball is still out here sounding like George Jetson on helium and Quaaludes! “Child Please”

By now everybody’s heard that the Lakers were involved in a blockbuster trade over the weekend with the Pelicans. They shipped Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Josh Hart and three first round draft picks to New Orleans for THEE Anthony Davis.

While attending the Drew League on Saturday Lavar Ball spoke with ESPN after learning that his son would be part of that trade and he was talking like George Jetson on helium and Quaaludes listening to some Ole Dirty Bastard. “I guarantee: Like I say again, it will be the worst move the Lakers ever did in their life and they will never win another championship. Guarantee it.”

He went on to say, while at this point, seemingly gettin’ butt naked foamin’ at the mouth talking crazy. “They’re going to regret it. I’m going to have fun with it. Because I told you all, it was crashing down. Now [the Lakers] completely crashed, but at least my son got off the boat before the thing exploded. I gave them a chance. You can rewind it and go back. I said if you get the three Ball brothers, you can survive this. You let him go, oh, it’s going to be a cold day in hell. Trust and believe that.” 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Lavar Ball is still acting like the idiot parents you run into at these AAU games in the summer huffing and puffing about their kid not getting enough playing time or the refs missing a stupid call in 1 of the 10 games they’re going to play in two days.

His son is a professional basketball player in the NBA and he’s still running around here talking crazy. Did he really think that the Lakers were going to keep Lonzo while they were pursuing one of the best 5 players in the NBA. They had to have something to send New Orleans. Lonzo was going to be the first cat in the shipping container bruh.

Just because it’s been Lavar’s life long dream for his sons to play for the Lakers doesn’t mean that the Lakers are supposed to make his dream come true. That makes no sense whatsoever. And he’s too old for this continuous foolishness. Way too old. Furthermore, Lonzo has been too successful of a basketball player for him to be acting like this. The fact that he was a first round draft pick in the NBA is enough proof that he needs to go sit his butt down and let it be what it’s going to be.

The side show is way over the top and it’s gotten old. The best thing to ever happen to Lonzo was getting out of LA and the spotlight of playing with LeBron. Now he can work on his game and that broken jumper of his before the next move. He won’t be in New Orleans for the rest of his career. It’s a stop off and he can learn more about himself and the game of basketball.

Oh yeah, will somebody please stop putting a mic in Lavar’s face. Please and thank you. Stop me when I start lyin’!