The Jay Graves Report

Klay Thompson puts the FULL Clown suit on against the Pacers “60 Bruh?”

"You sure you want to be attached to this bruh?"

Conan O’Brien once said, “Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.” Harry S. Truman gave it to us like this, “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” Then Broadway Joe Namath shut the buildin’ down when he shared his wisdom with, “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.”

Well playas…Klay Thompson had a lil’ bit too much fun at the expense of the Indiana Pacers on Monday night! That dun erupted for 60 points in 29 minutes as he and the Golden State Warriors beat the dog snot out of the Blue and Gold 142-106. Ole boy didn’t even play in the fourth quarter it was so bad. With 1:22 left in the third quarter the score was 114-79 and ole boy was 21 of 33  from the field, 8 of 13 from behind the arc and 10 of 11 from the foul line. And didn’t I already say that he only played 29 minutes?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Klay Thompson jumped out of the birthday cake with the full clown suit on bruh! Complete with the water spittin’ flower, oversized shoes and whoopee cushion. Talk about actin’ a darn fool! And that’s the edited version! If we were in church, Big Momma would have pinched his thigh and literally would have torn it off of the bone. 60 points!!!??

Bruh…he had 40 in the first half!!! These cats on the Pacers must have forgotten the Hood Sports Compliance Manual at the crib!! Rule 6, Article 3, Section 12 says specifically, “If a boy is goin’ nuts on you and you can’t stop that dun from scorin’! Hit him in throat!! If that doesn’t work punch him in the stomach on his next trip down the floor! But whatever you do playboy! Don’t let him keep scorin’!” Boyz have lived by that set of rules since the inception of the ghetto.

How do you let a boy just go off like that? C’mon bruh!! That was the first time in the shot clock era that someone has scored 60 points in less than 30 minutes. And guess what playa? The Pacers defense is attached to that foolishness forever. I bet when the video coordinator walked in with that tape for the coaches to review they threw it out of the window of the plane onto the tarmac and kept it movin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

  The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!