Cleveland Brown’s safety Jermaine Whitehead got fired on Monday morning because he thought that he was still in the streets and not in the NFL. Ole boy snapped on Twitter so bad after the game that Twitter suspended his account. Boyz were blasting him because of how bad he played.
The dun got embarrassed when Broncos tight end Noah Fant steamrolled him on his way to a 75 yard touchdown during Denver’s 24-19 win over Cleveland. He missed another tackle that resulted in huge play for the Broncos and the flood gates opened on him on social media.
Whitehead went at former player and current Browns radio network personality Dustin Fox because he was criticizing his performance like the media does during the postgame show. Whitehead must have been standing there butt naked with only his socks and helmet on when he tweeted this foolishness, “Come get it in blood b—- made ass lil boy. I’m out there with a broke hand .. don’t get smoked … ”
So you already know once folks see that you’ve jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth everybody’s getting in on the action. That’s why they call it social media bruh. He fires back at another person with, “Imma kill you b—-.. that’s on blood.” Bruh…I can’t make this up.
At this point the dun must be squatting in the middle of floor having an all out bowel movement when he tweeted to another cat, “Don’t get shot at lil b—–can you whoop my a–f—-football…let me know when you need the address.”
It doesn’t stop there!!!! I would imagine that he’s in the car with his whole anus hanging out of the window at this point tweeting his address to a cat that tweeted to him “give me a time and a place. You suck.”
Ole boy literally loses it and sends him his address which I won’t share. He sent that in a tweet and I’m quite sure he doesn’t want everybody showing up at his crib tonight even though he was trying to be tough. He also added “Any f—— day of the week? Cr—–”
Unbelievable!!!! He lost his job because he couldn’t handle the fact that he played terribly and folks criticized him. I can hear Big Momma coming down the hall in those white patent leather shoes with her matching purse saying, “Boy I know you didn’t just lose that good job? I know you didn’t just throw away everything you’ve worked for your whole life because you wanted to play gangsta on Twitter? Tell me you didn’t just do that.”
Well Big Momma…he did all of that and he needs to get kicked right in his butt with your patent leather shoes for doing so. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
