The Jay Graves Report

Indiana gets embarrassed by some commuter campus cats! “Click”

"Got these boyz right where we wanted them."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, the German writer and statesman, once said, “There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one’s self on lies and fables.” Confucius broke it down like this, “It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.” Then Plato hit a boy up like an old pimp at a playas convention in Detroit when he spit, “The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile.”

Well playas…to be conquered by some duns named Indiana-Purdue Fort Wayne if you’re the Indiana Hoosiers is of ALL things most shameful and vile!! On Tuesday night the dull Hoosiers actually drove up to Fort Wayne, Indiana to play a basketball game at a darn commuter campus and took an “L!” Outrage!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’ve been listenin’ to these fake media-types all day tryin’ to dissect this foolishness and none of it is worth the conversation. There is no tryin’ to figure it out bruh! They loss to IPFW!!! There’s nothin’ to explain!!

How does the 3rd ranked team in America, the same team that beat Kansas not two weeks ago, completely wet the bed against some duns that shouldn’t have even been on the floor with them?

Here’s the foolishness that blew my mind bruh! Why are they playin’ in Fort Wayne in the first place? It’s the INDIANA HOOSIERS!!! How in THEE world did the athletic department let a dun in Fort Wayne talk them into drivin’ to a commuter campus to play a game. At some point if you’re goin’ to call yourself an elite program, which you’re not, you’ve got to have a certain amount of arrogance about yourself to look down on a boy and say, Are you kidding me?”

Here’s how that conversation should have gone. IPFW: “Hey bruh! We want to play y’all in 2016!” IU: “Cool! When y’all comin’ down?” IPFW: “Well…we were thinkin’ that y’all could come up!” IU: “Come up and do what?” IPFW: “Come up and hoop!” IU: “Hoop what? Play basketball?” You outta yo mind playa! This is IU basketball not the rowing club! Call me back when you get off of that stuff.” CLICK!!!

You can’t be an elite basketball program losin’ to duns that drove to campus from their momma’s house! They loss to some cats that had dinner at Big Momma’s house and then caught the city bus to the arena to play. Unacceptable bruh! They loss to some duns that changed clothes in the bathroom down the hall. They warmed up in street shoes and blue jeans playa and then went out and beat IU!!! I don’t wanna hear another word outta boyz tellin’ me that IU is an elite program and I’m an IU grad!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.