The Jay Graves Report

Hoosiers go see the Wizard and runs Illinois out of the gym! “Proof”

"Oh we got this playboy!!"

Richard E. Grant, screenwriter, actor and director, once said, “Proving yourself in a field where the casualty rate is so notoriously high is an ongoing challenge.” Eric Lindros, the famous hockey player, broke it down like this, “I look forward to proving something to myself and others.” Then John Kenneth Galbraith, the Canadian economist, poured a lil’ liquor out for all the dead homies when he spit, “Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.”

Well playas…the Indiana Hoosiers got busy on the proof on Saturday night down in B-Town!! They must have heard that I said that they needed to go see the Wizard to get some heart after they dropped three straight. So they pulled up at Assembly Hall in the Big Body Chevy and beat the brakes off of Illinois 96-80 and headed to Varsity Villas for the old school after party.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! All the real G’s were about to leave the Hoosiers alone if they wouldn’t have jumped out of  the ride and went to work on these boyz from Illinois.

So they shot the street lights out the joint to prove that they’ve got some heart!! The Hoosiers shot a blisterin’ 59 percent from the field and 52 percent from downtown!! Wheredeydodatat? Not only did they go nuts shootin’ the rock but they weren’t selfish with the ball at all. As team they had 22 assists!!! That means that the ball never stopped movin’ bruh.

James Blackman Jr. was drivin’ the whip with the window cracked at brow with the ghetto baby shoes hangin’ from the rear view mirror as he unloaded 25 on a boy!! Thomas Bryant came out of the passenger seat with 20 points and 6 rebounds as Robert Johnson jumped out of the back seat with 18!! Og Anunoby snuck up on a boy from across the street with 12 on his way to big mommas house!!

Look here bruh, the Hoosiers need to play with that type of intensity every night. They don’t have to shoot like that because it’s darn near impossible to do. However, if they play with that type of heart they’ll be a hard team to beat. I’m just sayin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Big Body Chevy: noun – 1985-’90 body style of the Chevy Impala

3) Real G’s: noun – Authentic hood bread cats that like to keep it real

4) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”

5) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

6) Window cracked at brow: verb phrase – to roll the tinted windows down just to the person driving’s eye brow.

7) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk! 

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