PORTLAND — After going down 0-2 in Oakland the Portland Trail Blazers were headed back to the crib to defend their home court. On Saturday night they pulled up in the Moda Center looking like some real O.G.’s as the game tipped off. The crowd was NUTS and they were ballin’! At one point they were dragging the Warriors being up by as much as 18 points. Then the bottom fell out of the joint as Golden State walked out of the building with a 110-99 win to go up 3-0 to pretty much bury them Big Momma’s backyard. No team has EVER come back from being down by that margin.
Portland jumped out of the ride with an old school one piece, complete with a cape, some red platform shoes and a wide brim gangster on. They had the confidence of a lion at a puppy convention. The Blazers came out doing work and after the first period they up 29-27 licking their chops talking real smooth.
By the time they got to the break they were up 13-points and the crowd was going crazy. All you could hear was duns talking $100 worth of noise and hollering about this is our house. The score was 66-53 at halftime.
The Trail Blazers came out of the break with the same intensity they ran into it with as they jumped out of the ride shooting. After going up 73-59 off of a Meyers Leonard three-pointer at the 8:08 mark of the third quarter. The Warriors started to pull their coat tails.
By the time we got to the 1:39 mark, Golden State had these boyz up side down emptying their pockets as Kevon Lonney makes a layup to put the Warriors up 77-76. It was a disaster from that point on for the Trail Blazers.
They completely threw up in their mouths as Golden State took complete control the rest of the way. Talk about wetting the bed!!! You’re already down 0-2 and then you come home and literally soil the mattress to the point that Big Momma can’t even turn it over. She has to throw it out.
Let me put it where the goats can get it. Even though Steph Curry dropped 36 on a boy. It was the play of Draymond (Day-Day) Green that sparked the Warriors. He was going NUTS playing crazy defense and dropping critical dimes. Ole boy finished with 20 points, 12 assists and 13 rebounds. Klay Thompson dropped off a smooth 19 points on his way to Big Momma’s house. They didn’t have another player in double figures but they didn’t need it.
Now that they’ve got these cats on the ropes bleeding from the mouth EVERYBODY, including Trail Blazer fans, can safely say in their Bernie Mac voices, They’re in T-R-O-U-B-L-E, T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
CJ McCollum led the Blazers with 23 points, Dame Dollar finished with 19. Look here bruh, just call him that in the regular season. During the playoffs he’s got to be called Damian, PERIODTTT!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Wide Brim Gangster: noun – a type of fedora with a larger brim that the front is flipped up. Bailey’s normally makes them.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
