KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes and Co. sprinted through the Houston Texans just as everyone expected 51-31. However, it wasn’t as easy as boyz thought it would be getting out of the car. They are the first team to win by 20 points after being down by at least 20 points. NUTS!!!
Houston pulled up in the Big Body Chevy and unloaded on the Kansas City right in front of Big Momma and Man-Man nem. Before I could bite into my hot dog good they were up 24-0.
On their first possession, the Texans caught the Chiefs sleepin’ as they faked a bubble screen and DeShawn Watson found Kenny Stills wide open on a 54-yard touchdown pass to go up 7-0 with 11:59 left in the first quarter.
Less than two minutes later Houston blocked a punt and returned it for a touchdown to go up 14-0. Then KC’s Tyreek Hill muffs a punt return inside their on 10 yard line. Two plays later Watson and Co. score from 6 yards out when he hits Darren Fells from 4 yards out. They add a Ka’imi Fairbairn 31-yard field goal to go up 24-0 with 10:06 left in the second quarter.
Under normal circumstances this ball game would have been over but we’re talking about the Patrick Mahomes led Kansas City Chiefs.
KC scored three touchdowns in less than three and half minutes and by the time I bit into me second hot dog it was 24-21 Texans. NUTS!!!! Mahomes threw three touchdowns so fast that I’m still trying to figure out how it was done.
They got the ball back with less that two minutes left in the half and ole boy (Mahomes) did what he does as he led the Chiefs right back down the field like a G. He scored his fourth touchdown in the second quarter to take the lead 28-24. Unbelievable!!! The Chiefs score 28 answered points in what seemed like a tornado.
Mahomes went into the break 12/22 for 143 yards with 4 touchdowns. NUTS!!!!
There were 52 points scored in the first half of this game. It was the most points ever scored in a half in NFL postseason history.
Kansas City picked up where they left off on their very first possession of the third quarter. They walked that joint right down the field for a touchdown in just 7 plays for 85 yards. Damien Williams scored from a yard out to put them up 34-24 after the extra point was missed.
With 4:39 left in the third quarter they scored again on a Damien Williams 5 yard touchdown run. With the extra point that was 41 unanswered points. The Texans needed their butts whooped by Big Momma with an old school Hot Wheels track for falling apart like that.
The Chiefs scored on seven straight possessions which was an NFL postseason record. Then they turned around and kicked a field goal on their very next possession.
Mahomes finished the game going 23/35 for 321 yards and 5 TD’s. His QBR was 134.6!!! NUTS!!! Oh, he ran for another 53 yards as well. DeShaunWatson put up crazy numbers too but in a blowout loss. He finished the day going 31/52 for 388 yards and 2 TD’s.
Kansas City advances to the AFC Championship game next week to bump heads with Tennessee and King Henry. It should be all of that and a bag of Funyuns with the red pop.
