The Jay Graves Report

Colts fans that think Andrew Luck is overrated are CRAZY! “Car Accidents”

"Do y'all see this foolishness bruh?"

Steve Brown, the famous musician, once said, “Too many people get lost in the game of having a good time and being naive about things.” Mikhail Gorbachev broke it down like this, “It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past.” Then Theodosius Dobzansky, geneticist and evolutionary biologist, let a boy know that he was holdin’ it when he spit, “Scientists often have a naive faith that if only they could discover enough facts about a problem, these facts would somehow arrange themselves in a compelling and true solution.”

Well playas…Colts fans have the same naive faith that if they could only discover enough facts about Andrew Luck’s ability to make good decisions with the ball in his hands they can come up with a true solution to their problems. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, seems to believe that Luck is overrated because he’s makin’ a fortune and they’re losin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It blows my mind that duns actually call themselves football fans can’t see that Andrew Luck is gettin’ tortured playin’ behind this terrible offensive line. He darn near got killed last season with this foolishness! In Week 6 he sustained a shoulder injury. Then in Week 9 his season ended with a lacerated kidney, a torn abdominal muscle and an ankle injury.

Last year Dr. Lewis Jacobson, chief of trauma at St. Vincent Trauma Center in Indianapolis told a boy at the Indianapolis Star, “We most commonly see this kind of injury associated with motor vehicle crashes or motorbike crashes. We do see about a half-dozen per year related to contact sports. It’s just not very common.”

Let me put it where the goats can get it. If this dun’s injuries were that of a boy in a car accident then it only makes sense that he would be a freakin’ nervous wreck once the ball snaps this year!! Boyz keep hollerin’ that he isn’t makin’ good decisions with the ball in his hands and he’s bein’ sacked 5 and 6 times a game bruh! And that’s after he’s lacerated a kidney and torn an abdomen muscle a year ago. Are you NUTS?

Of course he’s gonna make some bad decisions with the ball in his hands! He’s not thinkin’ about anything but stayin’ healthy when it’s snapped.

Think about it bruh! Most cats that get into a car accident never want to get back into a car again. Not only has Luck been in a car accident but he’s in 5 or 6 really bad ones every week!! But you want the dun to keep the ride in the middle of the road and avoid all the hazards at the same time. Are you kidding me?

You can’t expect this dun to play like a champ when he’s runnin’ for his life every week. He can’t make good decisions if he’s worryin’ about gettin’ his ribs broken, tearin’ his abdomen or breakin’ his darn neck! And get this playa, payin’ him $140 million doesn’t make him immortal or invincible. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Ms. Jackson: noun – song by the rap group OutKast.

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.