Colts Debo the Chiefs and take their sneakers, jewelry and bicycles too. “Full Notice”

KANSAS CITY — Back in January the Colts ran out to Arrow Head Stadium for the Divisional Playoff and got the brakes beaten off of them 31-13. So everybody and their cousin Man-Man thought that they would get their doors, transmission and back seats blown off of by the then 4-0 Chiefs.

Well playas…after the smoke cleared Indianapolis not only got into Kansas City’s pockets like Debo but they took their bicycles too. The Colts defense shut down an offense that was averaging 26 points per game so far this season with the league’s reigning MVP at the helm.

Shut ‘em down bruh! Do you hear me? They gave up points on the Chiefs first two possessions and gave up nothing else until Harrison Butker kicked a field goal with 1:16 left to play. Indianapolis  recovered the onside kick and it was a wrap.

No one saw these cats walking out of there with a “W.” Not even the Colts themselves. Stop it! Boyz were literally hoping to keep it respectable. However, they let the football world know that they are for real.

When Andrew Luck decided to retire folks around town panicked and were literally booing him and had the nerve to call the ticket office demanding a refund.

Now they’re 3-2 and tied for the division lead with Houston with a huge win over the best team in the league. A win like that will do wonders for a team’s confidence going forward.

They’ll come out of this week with the confidence of a lion wearing a chinchilla coat with purple gators on his feet. NUTS!!

Jacoby Brissett didn’t do anything spectacular but he did manage To keep from screwing it up. He finished with 151 yards and a dull pick but it didn’t kill them.

However, running back Marlon Mack did work as the Colts offense was able to keep Mahomes and Co. on the sideline. Mack finished with 132 yards on 29 carries.

Boyz will be strutting around like peacocks all week. I get but stay focused. Stop me when I start lyin’!