SOUTH — Before folks dive off of the deep end and start hollerin’ that S.E.C. foolishness this year. Take a chill pill and calm down. Like I’ve always said and will continue to say, there are 14 teams in the conference not 3 or 4. In Week 1 the conference as a whole looked like trash!
Yes No.2 Alabama beat the brakes off of Duke 42-3 but me and my 50 year old friends would have done that to Duke. And why was Bama playing Duke in the Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game anyway? Who set that foolishness up like I said in the Hot Joint entitled “Duke bruh?”
No.3 Georgia handled Vandy 30-6, No.6 LSU took care of business against Southern which was expected and No.12 Texas A&M walked all over Texas State 41-7. All of them were supposed to do that. Then No.8 Florida struggled with Miami and they shouldn’t have. No.16 Auburn barely got out of the joint alive with No.11 Oregon. The Ducks had speed but they were man handling the Tigers all night.
Kentucky got hit in the mouth by Toledo before getting out with a 14 point win. Mississippi State barely got out of the joint with a 10 point win over the darn Rajin Cajuns of Louisiana. Arkansas squeezed by Portland State to get a 7 point win. Really bruh?
Then Ole Miss got carjacked by Memphis, South Carolina got gut punched and then body slammed by Max Brown’s North Carolina Tar Heels and Tennessee got beat up in the girls bathroom by darn Georgia State.
For some strange reason Mizzou thought that it was a good idea to go TO Wyoming to play a football game in 7,000 foot altitude and got Big Momma embarrassed on the front porch.
So before all of you duns start attaching your wheel barrel to Alabama and Georgia this season and hollerin’ S.E.C., S.E.C….don’t!!! The ENTIRE conference isn’t that good. Stop it!! Have you every noticed that programs like Alabama and Georgia don’t holler S.E.C., S.E.C.? They holler Roll Tide and Go Dawgs. They don’t even want to be affiliated with that foolishness. They’re only claiming the rest of you duns because Big Momma said that they had to. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
