The Oakland Raiders can’t win for losing. They’ve already run out and over paid for a washed up Jon Gruden falling for the Oakey Doke because he sounded so good on Monday Night Football. They backed the truck up and dumped a 10 year deal worth $100 million on his front lawn knowing that dun won’t last 3 years.
He immediately traded off arguably their best defensive player in Khalil Mack as soon as he got to town. Then they eventually traded a third and a fifth round draft pick for Antonio Brown, which on paper looked great. There isn’t a third or fifth round pick alive that would give you the production Brown could potentially give you.
However, they paid a fortune for him only to get the same drama he ran out of Pittsburgh with. He signed a 3-year deal worth $50 million (with a maximum value of $54.1 million). Oh and get this, he’s getting $30 million of it GUARANTEED!!!
As everybody reported to training camp Brown comes in with feet that look like the Grinch that Stole Christmas. Ole boy suffered frostbite on both dogs while using a cryotherapy machine. According to Chris Simms of “Pro Football Talk Live,” he was using the machine without the proper footwear. Well playas, that’ll do it.
So you’ve paid a fortune for a guy that won’t even protect himself using a machine that’s supposed to help him recover faster. That type of injury usually takes several months to recover from according to cats that have suffered from the same foolishness.
Then all of a sudden he tells the Raiders that he’s not going to play football until the NFL approves him to wear a helmet that the league just banned. Back in April both the NFL and NFL Players Association banned 11 different helmet models that all failed tests in preventing head injuries. Antonio Brown has been wearing one of those models for years. Even Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers had to change their head gear because of the banning of those helmets.
Now if Tom Brady is following the rules then I’m quite sure Antonio can find a new helmet to wear. Refusing to play and threatening to retire is simply a smoke screen. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This cat is running game to take the onus off of himself for not being able to play because of the jacked up feet he came to camp with.
It’s completely his fault that he started camp on the non-football injured list. It looks silly so he turns to the helmet and tries to make it the NFL’s fault that he can’t practice. Well playas, it’s not the NFL’s fault. It’s him being a complete idiot at this point.
They’ve paid him a fortune and I hope they snatch every bit of that guaranteed $30 million out of his butt and that’s the edited version.
He’s more of a problem in Oakland than he ever was in Pittsburgh because they’ve paid him $50 plus million with $30 million guaranteed and now he’s trying to play them. I say tell that dun to kick rocks. Stop me when I start lyin’!
