Antonio Brown is still acting like a spoiled brat in Oakland and boyz are starting to get tired of it. On Sunday new general manager, Mike Mayock, said that ole boy had left camp because of the ongoing helmet issue and that it was “time for him to be all-in or all-out.”
Brown’s agent, Drew Rosenhaus, disputed that his client had left camp and he showed up to work on Monday morning. However, on Monday night it was announced that Brown had filed yet another grievance with the NFL over not being given a year’s grace period to find another replacement.
He claims that a number of players, including Tom Brady, were given a one-year grace period last season which gave them time to find replacements for helmets that were recently banned.
Here’s the problem with his grievance. The NFL and the NFL Players Association got rid of the year long grace period after last season. That means that the folks that run the league and the players that play in the league agreed that it made sense to play with safer equipment NOW.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They traded for this cat back in March and paid him a GUARANTEED $30.125 million for the next three years and he’s out here acting a fool? In my Big Momma voice, “Boy you better take yo butt to work and quit giving those people problems. All they’ve done for you? Don’t mess up that good job.”
This is the NFL bruh!!! It’s almost impossible to get GUARANTEED bread and he got it for the next three years? WHAT!!!? And he’s trippin’?
If I were Roger Goodell I would tell that dun, “Okay playa, you want to wear that outdated helmet? Tell you what, I need for you to sign this waiver that releases us from all responsibility for your safety not only while you’re playing but for the rest of your life. If for any reason you start stumbling around and forgetting your name and address in 20 or 30 years you can’t come back talking about the NFL caused my problems. You can’t holler our way talking about you’ve got headaches and suicidal thoughts etc. If you put that helmet on and you mess up your life we don’t have jack to do with it. If you’re cool with it, we’re cool too. Sign right here playa.”
I bet that fool will find a helmet in fifteen minutes, be on the field warming up and running perfect routes talking about what helmet you talkin’ bout.
That’s how to handle a boy that wants to act a fool on you. You don’t have to wrestle with him. Let him do what he wants to do at his OWN risk. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
