Everybody that’s ever had a Big Momma, a Mudea, an Abuela or a flat out Ms. Cookie in their life has heard this before, “Baby, don’t mess up that good job.” So if you and I have heard it you already know that Antonio Brown has heard it. On Friday he officially messed up that good job when the New England Patriots told him to kick rocks with his shoes off.
They cut ole boy for essentially bringing foolishness into their facility. We can argue about whether he’s guilty of the foolishness that broke last week or not but that’s not the point. He messed up that good job and now he’s sitting around looking like a damn fool this morning.
He started the 2018 season off with a two year GUARANTEED contract of $30 million! He acted a fool to the point where the Raiders finally decided to release the dun as he hustled them into basically letting him get go to the Patriots for a one year deal worth a guaranteed $15 million. Only problem was, he thought that he was smarter than the rest of the world and that karma had fallen asleep at the wheel.
He thought that he could hustle everybody that he came across, treat them like dirt and get away with it. The sexual assault civil case is just one aspect of him thinking that he could just do whatever he wanted to do to folks. Talking crazy to the Raiders GM, not paying his bills and trying to hustle people in the process. Like Big Momma used to say, “It’ll all meet you at the front door bruh if you just keep on living!”
Did he really think that he was going to do all of that dirt and still play on the best team in football, win a Super Bowl with the greatest quarterback of all-time and ride off into the sunset with a pocket full of money?” Really?” And get paid a GUARANTEED $15 million? Really?
By acting a fool karma came running up on him Friday slashing his tires in front of Big Momma’s house. The dun walked away with only $158,333 for 2019. He’s not going to get the $9 million signing bonus from the Patriots because the first $5 million was due to be paid on Monday. Well…they let him go on Friday two days before he was supposed to get that bread.
So this clown went from a $30 million GUARANTEE in March that he signed with the Raiders to making $158,333. Like I said in the Hot Joint entitled “Test Messages Bruh?” he wasn’t going to make it the full season and that fool was out 12 hours after I wrote the joint.
I know Big Momma’s all over the world are somewhere sick to their stomachs because he just farted away a fortune because he thought that he was bigger than the game and life itself. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!
