Big Momma always said, “Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.” Well playas…Chris Paul and James Harden beefed enough for Houston to finally send CP3 packing. On Thursday they agreed to send the 34 year old point guard to OKC along with two protected first-round picks (2024 and 2026, both protected numbers 1-4) and two pick swaps (2021 and 2025) for Russell Westbrook.
Let that sink in for a minute. Everybody’s grinning from ear to ear but CP3. That dun is standing outside in his underwear like, “I know I just parked my car right here but it’s nowhere to be found.” Just lost right now. Yeah he really didn’t want to play with Harden anymore but he wasn’t planning on playing by himself either. He’s 34 years old out in the middle of the ocean in a rowboat with no oars.
CP3’s standing in the front yard looking at Steven Adams and Danilo Gallinari periodT. Playing with James Harden wasn’t so bad after all was it playa?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz in the third ward right now are running around hyped up because Young Russ is coming to town like it’s going to be all pumpkins and jello pudding. Russ and Harden play the same position and they both need the ball. It’s CP3 and Harden at each other’s throats on steroids bruh!!!
Just like I told you when Paul came to town that it was going to be a disaster. Well my friends, this is going to be worse. Sure, I know that these two cats played together and went to the finals along with KD a few years back only to get ran off of the court by LeBron and Co. However, James Harden wasn’t the superstar that he is today. He was coming off of the bench and wasn’t the freakin’ man!! Now he is!!!!
Ole boy is the franchise and Young Russ is about to try to sit in his seat. That’s going to be a problem from day one. There’s only one ball on the floor at a time. They’ve got two cats that demand it and one is ALWAYS angry. In my Terrell Owens voice, “Get ya popcorn ready!!!” Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person I’m talking about right now.
