The Big Blue Nation had been talkin’ a million dollars worth of trash all week once the top 4 seeds in the South Region got knocked off last week. Duns rockin’ the UK were sure that they would get to the Final Four after the disastrous first weekend of foolishness. The No.1 overall seed Virginia, No.2 Cincinnati, No.3 Tennessee and No.4 Arizona all wet the bed.
So boyz were runnin’ around callin’ the Atlanta Sweet Sixteen the “Kentucky Invitational.” Well playas…they got invited to an upset by No.9 Kansas State 61-58 on Thursday night.
In game one of the night in the “A” the Ramblers of Loyola-Chicago beat the Nevada Wolfpack 69-68 in a thriller. Now we’ve got a No.9 and No.11 seed preparin’ to play for a trip to the Final Four out of Atlanta.
Let’s run over to LA real quick in the West Region to witness two beat downs in front of Big Momma and Uncle Junior as well. No.3 Michigan beat the John Brown boots off of No.7 Texas A&M 99-72. Then No.9 Florida State dove all over No.4 Gonzaga 75-60. So now we’ve got the darn Orange Bowl in the Elite Eight with Michigan and Florida playin’ for a trip to the Final Four.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This Final Four is settin’ up to be a disaster!! As fun as it is to see the Cinderella’s win and advance NOBODY really wants to see any of these duns in San Antonio. C’mon bruh!!! It’s like seein’ Toronto and Houston in the NBA Finals. Yeah it would be cool to see the upsets but you’re left holdin’ some foolishness after the smoke clears. Everybody and their baby’s momma wants to see Golden State and Cleveland AGAIN. Boyz can holler that they don’t all day but the number don’t lie. The ratings are through the roof.
Deep down inside we really want to see the Blue Bloods of college basketball win and make it to the Final Four. We at least want to see the big name programs get there even if we can’t get the tradition rich boyz in. Internally we’re all hopin’ that duns like Duke or Kansas and Villanova make it to the Big Dance.
Nobody wants to sit through Loyola-Chicago and West Virginia or Clemson and Florida State. Yeah, I know that those particular schools would love it but the rest of the college basketball fan base would start their off-season a week early. So I hope the big boyz keep there heads on a swivel the rest of the way. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!