CLEVELAND, OH–The Cavs got out of Game 2 with a “W” by the hair of their chinny chin chin even though LeBron went ham puttin’ up 46 points, 12 rebounds and 5 assists. Ole boy put up 20 in the first quarter scorin’ their first 16 points. However, they only won by three, 100-97 at the crib.
Now the series heads to Indianapolis for Games 3 and 4 on Friday and Sunday respectively. Here’s the problem playa. Cleveland got blasted in Game 1 and LeBron had to pull a Philistine to get them out of Game 2 by three points. The dun did everything but change the oil on the chartered jet and they barely won in front of Big Momma, Uncle LeRoy and Man-Man nem. Lli’ Spit Fire got arrested on his way to the game so he didn’t make it.
My point here is this bruh, if they couldn’t blast the Pacers with LeBron goin’ nuts at home then they aren’t about to man handle these boyz back in Indiana. Not at Bankers Life Fieldhouse.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Kevin Love is as soft as drug store cotton candy and he apparently has dislocated his thumb. So he may be done for the series. JR Smith played outta his mind on defense in Game 2 but the dun couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle scorin’ only 5 points. And ole boy has a tendency to shoot them into a game or shoot them out of it just that quick. That’s when he’s shootin’. In other words, don’t count on him.
George Hill and the rest of those cats should literally buy tickets to the darn game and sit with old lady Harrison because they contributed a total of 22 points in Game 2.
If LeBron’s gotta score 50 percent of the darn points every night then they may as well end this thing now and save themselves the embarrassment. One player can’t when a playoff series against a better TEAM. The beauty of the NBA Playoffs is that the best TEAM ALWAYS wins the series because you’ve got to win four games in the best of 7 series.
Unless Cleveland is goin’ to stop by to see the Wizard this series will be virtually impossible for them to win at this point. Why? Because LeBron is out there playin’ by himself. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!