BLOOMINGTON, IN. — On Monday Tom Allen and staff announced that the reignin’ IndyStar Mr. Football, Reese Taylor, would be makin’ the move back to quarterback after grad transfer Brandon Dawkins dipped unexpectedly. Dawkins, didn’t get the startin’ job, refused to continue to compete so he took his ball and bounced.
By lunch time the IU football roster was updated and Reese Taylor was the official backup to Peyton Ramsey. Back in June when Reese had only been on campus for three weeks Tom Allen and Co. announced that they were goin’ to move the kid to corner. I jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth mad because Reese Taylor is the best offensive threat to show up in Bloomington since Antwaan Randle El. I wrote a crazy Hot Joint entitled “Overthinkin’ It!” where I explained in detail that IU was makin’ a HUGE mistake by movin’ Reese Taylor to corner. Twitter went NUTS like I was the one that was crazy.
Boyz thought that I was playa hatin’ Reese but I just know what I’m talkin’ about. Why? Because I’ve seen him play and he’s got the DNA that very few people in this world possess. The ONLY reason that he’s at IU in the first place is because he’s 5’11”. If he were 6’3″ Indiana wouldn’t have been able to drive down his freakin’ street.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I covered the kid at Ben Davis and saw with my own two eyes how amazin’ he is with the ball in his hands. Ole boy threw for 3,150 yards and 40 touchdowns completin’ 73 percent of his passes and ran for another 802 yards and 15 more touchdowns as a senior in the best conference in the state and Top 15 in America. Wheredeydodatat? I’m not even talkin’ about the foolishness that he put up as a junior completin’ 66 percent of his passes for a mind blowin’ 2,730 yards and 24 touchdowns and he rushed for another 961 yards for an additional 23 touchdowns!! And IU was tryin’ to play him where?
Trust me playboy…Brandon Dawkins just did IU the biggest favor any kid takin’ his ball and bouncin’ has ever done for the program. He gave Tom Allen an excuse to make it right before the season even starts. Listen to what I’m sayin’ bruh, Reese Taylor will be startin’ at QB before the darn season is over. He’s just that electrifyin’ with the ball in his hands. Movin’ the dun to quarterback and keepin’ him from takin’ over the startin’ job is like tryin’ to stop a runaway train goin’ down hill. You can’t stop it!!!
Sure, if he has a great career at IU and is fortunate enough to get to the NFL he’ll be a wide receiver but at IU that dun is goin’ to get loose at quarterback and don’t ever question my eye balls again. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!