BLOOMINGTON — The news comin’ out of Bloomington is that Mr. Football, Reese Taylor, the most potent offensive threat to come to Indiana University since Antwaan Randle El will be switchin’ cornerback. Hold on a second dawg, now unless they’ve re-signed Antwaan or Michael Vick himself, Tom Allen has lost his mind.
Sure, Reese Taylor is a helluva athlete that could play any skill position on the field and be darn good at it too. However, even at 5’10” 175 lbs he’s a better dual threat quarterback than anybody breathin’ down in Bloomington and I don’t have to show up at practice to see it. And yes I know that Michael Penix out of Tampa is a dual threat QB and is supposed to be the truth. However, why not let them compete for the job. To move ole boy to corner in June is crazy.
I covered the kid at Ben Davis and saw with my own two eyes how amazin’ he is with the ball in his hands. The dun threw for 3,150 yards and 40 touchdowns completin’ 73 percent of his passes and ran for another 802 yards and 15 more touchdowns as a senior in the best conference in the state. Wheredeydodatat? I’m not even talkin’ about the foolishness that he put up as a junior completin’ 66 percent of his passes for a mind blowin’ 2,730 yards and 24 touchdowns and he rushed for another 961 yards for an additional 23 touchdowns!!
AND IU IS MOVIN’ HIM TO WHERE? He’s a beast at quarterback!!!!
I was at the Michigan/IU game last fall when the Hoosiers took the Wolverines to overtime and the whole time I was watchin’ that foolishness take place I kept sayin’, “If they had Reese Taylor they would have won this game.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If ole boy was goin’ to play corner he could have gone anywhere in America!! Everybody and their baby’s momma offered him but they wanted him to play corner. So now he gets to Indiana and boyz are talkin’ about makin’ a corner out of him? That’s crazy!!! Again, he’ll be the truth at corner too because he’s that great of an athlete!!
However, his ability to make plays with the ball in his hands trumps anything he’ll be able to do on defense. He can throw the darn ball on a string and is always a threat to score comin’ from under center or out of the shotgun. IU NEEDS that on every play!!! They’ve got that on campus right now so they better wise up and use him properly.
Again, unless Michael Vick has enrolled at IU in the last week or so they need to stop trippin’. Reese Taylor is the truth and he could be the difference between the Hoosiers knockin’ off some big boyz this year and goin’ to a better bowl with some swag or not.
You don’t mess around with a talent like that. He’s stir and go bruh. Give him the darn playbook and get out of his way. All IU needed was a darn quarterback and now Allen is down there overthinkin’ the situation. If nothin’ else put him in the slot and throw the ball to him but he needs to have the ball in his hands because he’s just that good. Reese is what you call a difference maker. So let him make that difference with the ball in his hands. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!