The Jay Graves Report

Why LeBron better not be on that foolishness tonight in Indy! “It’s On!”

"You gone play tonight or are you gone be on one?"

Aight playas…the Cleveland Cavaliers roll into town tonight to face the Pacers who are on a season high seven game winnin’ streak! The blue and gold seems to have turned the corner and are playin’ their best basketball. Paul George is puttin’ in work, Jeff Teague is holdin’ down the point and sharin’ the ball the rock like a Nino Brown. Nate McMillan has figured out how to keep the train movin’ even when boyz go down with injuries. He’s interchangin’ dun like Transformers. So now enter the defendin’ NBA Champs.

The Cavs have been on some foolishness the last two times they’ve come to Indy by not playin’ LeBron tellin’ boyz that he’s restin’. Well playa…with the amount of loses the Cavs have suffered lately I doubt that dun will be lookin’ for rest tonight and if he is he’s a sucka!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Y’all already know how I feel about boyz not playin’ when they’ve already charged fans through the nose for the ticket. I’ve got no problem with a boy not playin’ if the ticket was free. These kids showin’ up in LeBron jerseys did have their parents buy them a ticket for Christmas to see the greatest player in the league sit on the bench in a suit.

Sure, they paid to see the Cavs but that’s code for LeBron! Stop it! You sound crazy!! When I went to see the Jackson 5 I was goin’ to see Michael! When I bought a ticket to see Destiny’s Child I was goin’ to see Beyonce! When I went to see Cameo twenty times I was goin’ to see Larry Blackman! When the Bulls showed up I was in the buildin’ to see Jordan! So if boyz are payin’ good money to see the show then daggummit give them the people what they’ve paid to see.

Paul George is playin’ at a high level right now and he’s buildin’ as ridiculous resume over the past week. He shut down the Beard (the second leadin’ scorer in the NBA), kept Mr. Triple Double from gettin’ a triple double and now the best cat in the league shows up tonight!

Yes, that dun better play or else it’s gonna be some foolishnes out of Big Momma. Let’s get it in! Cavs vs. Pacers 7pm tip! Holla At Ya Boy!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!