The Jay Graves Report

Golden State simply manhandles short handed Pacers! “Elephants & Fiddles”

Indiana Pacers' Thaddeus Young (21) and Golden State Warriors' Andre Iguodala go for the ball during the first half of an NBA basketball game Monday, Nov. 21, 2016, in Indianapolis. (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

Confucius once said, “It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.” Saadi broke it down like this, “Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.” Then Aristotle spit the realist 4 bars in the game when he said, “Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy.”

Well playas…what was in the power of the Golden State Warriors and very easy to do was to blast the Indiana Pacers on Big Momma’s porch on Monday night 120-83. Steph Curry and Co. featurin’ KD on the remix came into the joint and completely dismantled the Pacers without Paul George, CJ Miles and Myles Turner, all out with injuries.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’m not sure it would have made that much of a difference the way the Warriors spread the floor and share the rock. It’s nuts to even watch how unselfish they are with the basketball. They had 31 assists as a team bruh! That’s crazy and they’re averagin’ 30 per game!!

Klay Thompson was the head of the monster with 25 points followed by Steph with 22. KD finished with 14 and Draymond found 10 in the dumpster behind the buildin’.

The Pacers never got into a rhythm and subsequently got ran out of the gym. They shot a measly 32 percent from the field!! Bruh…let me put it where the goats can get! They took 103 shots and only made 33 of them.  103 shots!!!!  Boyz couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle from downtown either. They shot 26 percent from there and had the nerve to be lookin’ for some change.

They wasted so many possessions with terrible shootin’ and that’s how a game got away from them.

Rodney Stuckey led the Pacers with 21 points off of the bench as Thaddeus Young dropped off 14. Jeff Teague found 11 points layin’ around somewhere and brought them in out of the rain.

With three solid scorers out hurt it was goin’ to be tough sleddin’ and they were on the back end of a double-double. I’m just tryin’ to make you boyz feel better about seein’ these cats get man handled but you can stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.