The Jay Graves Report

Why Phil Jackson is purposely sabotagin’ the Knicks! “Bread Huntin'”

"Bruh I don't care no more about the Knicks than you do! I'm just gettin' this money!"

At some point you boyz are goin’ to start listenin’ to me bruh! I told you three years ago that Phil Jackson was about to rob the New York Knicks blind with a butter knife in the Hot Joint entitled “Sucka Bait!” He was merely usin’ his status as the only cat with 13 NBA titles (2 as a player and 11 as a coach) to his advantage to sucker some fool into payin’ him crazy bread to do absolutely nothin’.  And guess what playa? The Knicks fell for that proverbial banana in the tail pipe!

On Tuesday this dun further sabatoged the progress of the franchise by takin’ yet another shot at Melo with a dull unnecessary tweet referencin’ a Bleacher Report article that was highly critical of ole boy. The joint read, “Bleacher’s Ding almost rings the bell, but I learned you don’t change the spot on a leopard with Michael Graham in my CBA daze.”  

Michael Graham is some dun that Phil coached back in ’86 durin’ his Continental Basketball Association days that he couldn’t get along with.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why would the President of the team keep blastin’ his franchise player that they’re on the hook to pay $24.5 million this year, $26.2 million next year and $27.9 million the followin’ year? And the dun has a no trade clause!!! Phil initially signed him to a 5 year/ $125 million deal knowin’ who he was. He re-signed with the Knicks because he wanted the bread not a championship! What boyz have to understand out here is that EVERYBODY isn’t in it for the same thing bruh.

So if the dun wanted the bread and not the opportunity to potentially win a title somewhere else why is Phil actin’ brand new with this dun? If he’s in it for the money then messin’ with him (and that’s the edited version) isn’t goin’ to make him change who he is.

He’s on your team until HE decides to sign off of some dull trade. However,  at this point, Phil, who are you goin’ to convince to take the dun at that price with his head all jacked up from dealin’ with you?  It makes no sense!!!

While you’ve got him you may as well quit messin’ with him so that he can at least give you his all in the process. That’s like bein’ tied to a dun and tryin’ to push him overboard in the middle of the ocean. Actin’ a fool with Melo only makes the Knicks worse. You’re stuck with him bruh! Leave him alone. That’s like talkin’ crazy to the cat cookin’ your food.

C’mon bruh! Y’all actin’ like y’all don’t remember Phil tryin’ to punk the Lakers out of payin’ him $15 million/year to just coach the home games.  Y’all remember that foolishness! At the time the highest paid coaches were only makin’ $5 million/year to coach all 82 games and this dun wanted to only coach 41 games? All the real G’s saw this comin’ 3 years ago bruh! Stop it! You sound crazy!! And stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!