Guru Nanak, the founder of Sikhism, once said, “Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru none can cross over to the other shore.” Bodhidharma, the 5th or 6th century Buddhist monk, got off in a boy’z head with, “The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger and delusion.” Then Richard Dawkins, the famous ethologist and biologist, spoke volumes when he said, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.”
Every time I see a Chicago Bears fan talkin’ $100,000 worth of noise at the beginnin’ of the football season I just shake my head. It’s delusion at its finest. They believe in something despite a total lack of evidence. Like clockwork by week 9 or 10 they’re hidin’ from boyz or callin’ in sick. Since last weekend the arrogance of Bears fans have reached a level of nausium after they blew their wad on Khalil Mack which was the worst financial decision in the history of the franchise as I explained in the Hot Joint entitled “Same Ole Foolishness.” They spent $141 million and gave him $90 million GARUANTEED with $60 million of that in a signin’ bonus and he doesn’t touch the ball at all.
They had a top 10 defense a year ago but they only won 5 games. They don’t need more defense bruh! They need offensive weapons which they don’t have but let a Bears fan tell it, they’re ready to win the darn Super Bowl. That’s as silly as the dun sayin’ “I need more cow bell.”
If you’ve got a Top 10 defense already and you can’t win more than 5 games. You don’t need more defense bruh!!! You need more offense because you can’t score!!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Chicago Bears is one of the worst run organizations in pro sports. I keep tellin’ you boyz that but you keep ignorin’ me. It’s cool that you wanna cheer for the home team but just stop talkin’ trash. It’s the freakin’ Bears for cryin’ out loud!
I could bring up foolish trade or acquisition after foolish trade or acquisition but let’s just zero in on the most recent incidents of foolishness. Remember when Denver unloaded Jay Cutler a few years ago? Every Bears fan walkin’ was hyped about the trade. I tried to tell them that NOBODY trades their franchise quarterback in their prime. I told them that he was a head case but nobody listened until the dun started to have baby fits on the sidelines and not bein’ a great teammate.
When they hired ole dull Marc Trestman I told you boyz that he was not the answer but you wrestled with me in the parkin’ lot about it. They tried to tell me that he would bring the Canadian football offense to the NFL and I told them that they were high. There is a reason why he was coachin’ in Canada and not the NFL in the first place!
He coached in the NFL for 20 years as an assistant coach from position coach to coordinator and then he ended up at North Carolina State before goin’ to Canada for a head coachin’ job. Red flag playa! The McCaskey’s sold you cats a bag of spoiled potatoes and you bought it hook, line and sinker. He went 13-19 before you ran him out of town.
And please don’t act like the Lovie Smith firin’ didn’t take place. He was the best thing since Mike Ditka for the Bears in terms of a coach and they fired him after a 10 win season because he didn’t make the playoffs. He won 10 freakin’ games!!! In most years that’s good enough to make the playoffs. Did I forget to mention that the dun took them to the Super Bowl while he was there too?
Look here playa, I grew up in Gary, Indiana just 10 minutes off of the south side of the Chi and literally 25 minutes from Soldier Field. They’ve been a train wreck every year of my life but about 3 or 4. They’ve been to the Super twice and won one.
Now you’ve got to give it to Bears fans because they are the most loyal fans walkin’ the face of the earth. Even when they’re terrible, Soldier Field is sold out. So that’s great if you’re on the team because at least you know that you’ll be playin’ in front of the packed house.
But please Chicago fans stop talkin’ trash like your team is goin’ to win anything because you signed one player that has absolutely no affect on you winnin’ more than 6 games this year. Keep in mind that the dun was the third best pass rusher in the NFL last season and the Raiders only won 6 ball games. Stop it!!
Don’t tell me about all of the championships the Bears have won. Sure, they’ve won 9 championships but 7 of them were won between 1922 and 1946! It ain’t but about 5 people alive that ever saw those games. Then they won a title in 1963 so there are about 1000 people on earth that even saw that! They finally won a Super Bowl in 1985 and all of sudden that gave boyz the power to talk trash? Give me a freakin’ break! The Bears are the same ole Bears they’ve always been. And miss me with the same ole tired comments of “This article is trash!” Or the usual “Your writin’ style is terrible!” It’s only terrible when you don’t agree with what I just said. If you agree with me it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!