The Jay Graves Report

Who’s really surprised that ole Bobby Knight is accused of grabbin’ tailbones? “Foolishness”

Birds of a feather playboy! Photo credit: Nati Harnik/AP

Sometimes a boy gets way too old for foolishness! First Bill Cosby’s puttin’ pills in drinks and now ole dull Bobby Knight can’t keep his hands to himself accordin’ to a report. The Washington Post is reportin’ that this dun is accused of makin’ suggestive comments, huggin’ a woman tightly around the chest and hittin’ another woman on the butt!!

Ole boy was the subject of an FBI investigation after allegations came out that he inappropriately touched four women durin’ a 2015 visit to the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency. Now the word is, the FBI and the U.S. Army participated in the investigation but didn’t press charges in July 2016. Are we surprised that no charges were filed?

Ole Bob refused to comment on this foolishness but his wife had plenty say on a text message. “Bob did nothing wrong and there is NO evidence to prove that he did. Case closed.” 

Foolishness I say!! Straight foolishness!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Bobby Knight is 76 years old bruh!! You mean to tell me that he can’t go to the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and walk out of the joint without four women accusin’ him of grabbin’ tailbones and huggin’ folks crazy? I’m goin’ with what Big Momma always said, “Listen baby, everybody ain’t lyin’ on you! If it was only one person then I would half way believe you, but four!! Naw, you grabbed or bumped into something!! Cuz errbody ain’t lyin’ on you!!”

Y’all already know that birds of a feather flock together right? You saw that dun on the campaign trail with ole Donald last summer didn’t you? When Trump was advocatin’ grabbin’ private parts ole Bob must have been advocatin’ grabbin’ tailbones and squeezin’ folks around the chest. It’s ridiculous bruh.

He’s 76 years old and can’t conduct himself like a mature adult? But who’s surprised? He’s the same cat that told Connie Chung durin’ a 1988 national television interview, ”I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.”  And he  kept his freakin’ job!

In 1992 this fool showed up at a post-game press conference with a whip in his hand and he told Calbert Chaney to bend over and the dun did it. Where was his momma and daddy at? Excuse my grammar on that one. I had to go back to the hood on that one for a minute.

He’s the same cat that was caught on tape chokin’ the mess out of Neil Reed in 1997? Also in April of 2000 the New York Post did a story on the release of then Raptors coach Butch Carter’s book that was set to be release that Christmas entitled “Born to Believe.” In this book authored by both Butch and his now Hall of Fame brother Cris, ole boy accused Bobby Knight of callin’ one of his players, who was from Chicago, the N-word at practice in front of the entire team.  Now the only dun on the team at the time from Chicago was Isaiah Thomas but both he and Knight adamantly denied this foolishness. What the book specifically says that he said was, “Knight yelled at one of the players that he would end up like all the rest of the niggers in Chicago including your brothers.” 

And he kept his freakin” job!!!

He was on the Dan Patrick Show earlier this year and they were talkin’ about him gettin’ fired by the Indiana Administration back in September 2000 and the dun jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth and said,  “I hope they’re all dead.” Dan Patrick responded with “some of them are dead.” Then Knight did a back flip off of the cake stand into the punch bowl and said, “I hope the rest of them go.”

So after all of the foolishness Bobby Knight has been able to get away with for the past 40 years are we surprised that he thought he could show up at a government agency and be disrespectful to women and literally get away with it? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! Now that’s a darn shame. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!