CLEVELAND, OH–The first text I received on Monday mornin’ after the Pacers blasted Cleveland was from a dun askin’ me if I still thought LeBron was a better all around basketball player than Jordan. See…this is the type foolishness that I’m talkin’ about bruh! A 47 year old man that’s old enough to have seen Jordan’s entire career is actually askin’ me this type of ignorance.
It’s not about whether LeBron is better than Jordan or vice versa. It’s the fact that a boy literally thinks that Jordan never loss a freakin’ playoff game in his career. It’s the fact that he’s been sittin’ up watchin’ highlights where Mike never misses a shot or he’s playin’ video games where MJ has super powers and he NEVER loses.
IT’S THE FREAKIN’ PLAYOFFS for cryin’ out loud!!
This cat is like most diehard Jordan fans. He doesn’t know the history of the game or not one fact about either of these players careers other than Jordan won six championships and six Finals MVP’s that actually took him to age 36 to accomplish not 33.
What made this clown’s text so ridiculous is that he didn’t know that the loss on Sunday to the Pacers was the first first round playoff loss LeBron has suffered since 2012. That means that he hasn’t dropped a game in the first round in 6 years!! Wheredeydodatat? C’mon man. Mike couldn’t get out of the first round his first three years in the league. Granted his second year he broke his foot and missed 68 games but still he was human. Even durin’ his best years he loss games in the playoffs. Mike wasn’t sweepin’ boyz every year. It took the dun 7 years to even get to the Finals. Stop with this foolishness.
So the fact that people think that LeBron isn’t even supposed to be human enough to lose a darn playoff game is asinine. Boyz act like they never saw Mike go 6 of 28 and lose a game. It’s crazy!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Did you even watch the game bruh? The Pacers jumped out of the whip and beat the brakes off of the Cavs. LeBron was literally on the floor by himself and when did puttin’ up a triple double become unacceptable in the NBA? The dun put up 24 points, 12 assists and 10 rebounds.
Bruh…it was Game 1 of the first round and they were gettin’ their doors blown off. By the 5 minute mark of the fourth quarter I was literally lookin’ for the Cavs to shut it down because once it’s out of hand it’s a lost cause. Once they cut it to 7 points and then couldn’t get any closer because they had absolutely no answer for the lil’/big homie Vic. Ty Lue should have been tryin’ to shut it down. Why? Because it’s a 7 game series.
LeBron played all 82 games this regular season and his goal is to play through to June right? So why, if you’ve been followin’ the NBA for any length of time, would you think that it makes sense to blow a gasket to try to win a game that you’re completely outmatched in when you’ve got potentially 6 more to play in this series?
C’mon man stop bein’ silly. Now if the Cavs, or more specifically, LeBron, doesn’t dominate in Game 2 on Wednesday night they’re in trouble. They can’t afford to go down 0-2 goin’ back to Indiana on Friday.
But please stop showin’ your hand that you know nothin’ about the NBA by makin’ dumb comments because you love wearin’ Jordan’s sneakers, Hanes underwear and watchin’ Space Jam and Come Fly With Me every night instead of watchin’ actual NBA games. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
3) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”
4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!