We knew at some point a pro athlete with too much time would do something crazy! “But Armed Robbery?”

I can remember the old timers always saying, “Idle time is the devils workshop.” With no sports it was just a matter of time before some professional athlete with way too much time on his hands did something stupid. Well…beyond stupid. Every since the NBA and other professional sports shut down. I’ve been waiting one the idiots to jump out of the birthday cake.

Well playas…on Wednesday night two of them got butt naked started foaming at the mouth and dove head first out of the cake and into the punch bowl.

Two NFL cornerbacks lost their darn minds in Miramar, Florida and literally pulled an armed robbery. New York Giants corner DeAndre Baker and Seattle Seahawks corner Quinton Dunbar now have active arrest warrants issued for both of them in connection to an armed robbery investigation.

According to the Miramar Police, Baker’s arrest warrant is for four counts of armed robbery with a firearm, and four counts of aggravated assault with a firearm. Dunbar is wanted on four counts of armed robbery with a firearm.

According to the report, Baker took money and watches from the victims with force and was armed with a semi-automatic firearm. His homeboy, Dunbar, was helping Baker take money and valuables from the folks at a party in Miramar, Broward County. They were allegedly hanging out at a cookout when boyz got into an argument about a gambling debt. As a result, Baker pulled out a semi-automatic firearm. Then he told a third person that was with he and Dunbar, wearing a red mask, to shoot a person who entered the party — but he didn’t.

Baker and Dunbar took three watches off of boyz including an $18,000 Rolex, and a $25,000 Hublot. They also go away with $7,000 in cash.

One witness says Baker and Dunbar lost $70,000 gambling at a party in Miami just days earlier. Another witness said that the three suspects left the party in three separate cars. Get this, they were driving a Mercedes Benz, a Lamborghini, and a BMW, all parked pre-positioned for an easy getaway.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I can’t make this foolishness up. These cats are NFL players that are from Miami. So everybody in the joint knew who they were. It wasn’t Pookie and Ray-Ray hittin’ a lick in a neighborhood that nobody knew who they were.

You can’t hide in a Lamborghini bruh! When you pull up everybody’s watching you. I don’t care where you are.

Like Big Momma used to say, “The Lord looks out for baby’s and fools.” And these fools are about to have some babysitters for the next 25 to life. Stop me when I start lyin’!