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Warren Central vs. Ben Davis Week means that it just got real playboy! “East Side vs. West Side”

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Well playas…it’s Week 4 of the Indiana High School football season and it just got real! All the REAL Playas stand up! It’s Warren Central/Ben Davis Week or dependin’ upon what side of town you reppin’ it’s Ben Davis/Warren Central Week. East Side vs. West Side and it doesn’t get any better than this. No.1 vs. No.3!  The UNDEFEATED Ben Davis Giants playin’ at the crib just waitin’ on a boy to step off of the bus and No.3 Warren Central chompin’ at the bit to get off of it. Wishin’ a boy WOULD get in the way.

Although the Warriors have already dropped two ball games it doesn’t water down this game because you can throw the records out because cats are still reppin’ East vs. West!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There isn’t a game in the state that will have more star power than this one. You can search all over but at the end of the day the stars are pullin’ up in Big Body Chevy’s bumpin’ that DJ Khaled “All I do is Win” joint!

Warren Central rolls up in the all black old school Chevy with a dun named David Bell pushin’ the whip. He’s a junior, that makes it look easy bruh. Ole boy’s the most electrifyin’ cat in the state with the rock in his hands. Quarterback Dean Tate is not playin’ with these boyz with his ability to get out of trouble and find cats down field or he can tuck it and make you pay dearly. Then they’ve got a couple of cats totin’ the rock that are sick wit it. Romeir Elliott and Jason Holland will make a boy pay for bein’ out of position in a heartbeat. Weapons bruh!!

Then they’ve got a heat seekin’ missile on defense named Julius Brents that ain’t no joke. When this dun comes down hill there are no brakes playa. Well…you know what I mean. Let me put it where the goats can get it. Keep ya head on a swivel while he’s got on a helmet and the clock is still runnin’. I’m just sayin’!

While everybody’s watchin’ Warren Central pull up. Ben Davis is pullin’ up in an even bigger Purple Big Body Chevy sittin’ on  24’s full of weapons!!! Reese Taylor comin’ out of the driver side door doin’ everything but coachin’ the darn team bruh. He’s hittin’ boyz in the tonsils with the rock and if there’s nothin’ there he’ll take it to the house effortlessly. He’s got a set of receivers that are simply NUTS!! Broc Thompson, Jermaine Hoskins and Tiekwon Henderson will make you pay for the food you just bought twice and then take your new Jordan’s off of your feet without sayin’ a word. Skillz!!!

If that’s not enough they’ve got Johnny Adams and Joey Person comin’ out of the back seats on a boy like what! The one two punch when a boy can’t take anymore body blows and I haven’t even mentioned the dun with the best name in football at any level, SirZion Dance!! Not only can this young thunder cat play the linebacker position but he can literally put on a clinic as to how you’re supposed to wear a football uniform.

He’s on my All-Uniform Team along with the homie Manny Bellamy from Lawrence Central and Jason Holland from Warren Central. When a boy can rock a uniform and he can play you’ve got to give them mad props. So salute my brothers.

Bruh…if you aren’t at Ben Davis on Friday night to see this one your ghetto pass will be revoked. If you reppin’ the East or the West side and you ain’t at this one? Somethin’ is seriously wrong with you. Be in the buildin’ playas because the O.G. will be coverin’ this one and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m talkin’ about

3) Whip: noun – vehicle

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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