The Jay Graves Report

Most Colts fans would rather see them get EMBARRASSED than to simply read the Constitution! “No Options”

"Oh it's gonna be a long season now bruh! Trust me on that! Photo: Associated Press | Alex Gallardo

Several weeks ago the big homie, Bob Kravitz, the famed and long time sports writer here in Indy did a column where he actually asked Colts fans a simple question. He asked these cats if they would rather sign Colin Kaepernick because it was obvious that Andrew Luck wasn’t goin’ to be ready to play.

You would have thought that he’d slapped their momma, stole their kid’s bicycle and urinated in their front lawn. They called him every name in the book and some of them wanted ole boy’s job for even askin’ the darn question. More than 70 percent of the duns respondin’ said that they wouldn’t dare want Kaepernick on their roster.

Well let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’d like to ask the question again but let me rephrase the joint. Would you rather see the Colts get the doors blown off of them on national television in front of Big Momma and all of the sisters of the church by one of the worse teams in the league? Would you like to see your team get drug up and down the field by a team that had previously loss 11 of their last 12 games with a quarterback that was 0-7 as a starter? Would you like to see Scott Tolzien run the show when he’s horrible and his back up doesn’t even know the playbook?

So would you like to keep flushin’ your money down the toilet this year watchin’ this foolishness? As a season ticket holder you’re tellin’ me that you’d rather watch some hot garbage because you refuse to read the First Amendment of the United State Constitution? I’m just askin’?

Colin Kaepernick was simply exercisin’ his right to peaceably protest. So for all the knuckleheads that can’t think for themselves and would rather repeat the foolishness of ole boy disrespectin’ the flag and the military you need to take U.S. History all over again.

The flag represents freedom and the military of the ones that protect those very freedoms. Those freedoms are listed in the United States Constitution if you’ve ever taken the time to read it.

But if you’d rather watch your team get the brakes beaten off of them EVERY week this season it’s your time and money. Colin Kaepernick is better than both Scott Tolzien and Jacoby Brissett in his freakin’ sleep bruh but I’ve got no dog in the fight. It’s just goin’ to be fun watchin’ closed minded individuals suffer through a football season because they refuse to acknowledge the police brutality, racial and social injustice that ole boy was actually protestin’ against. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!