The Jay Graves Report

(Video) College Football Weekly Recap: Week 8!

"Even the big boyz get it in down in Tuscaloosa!"

It doesn’t get any better than this bruh! Boyz got it in and duns like Ohio State got hit in the mouth up at Happy Valley. I didn’t preview that one because it didn’t seem to be important at the time. That’s what is so great about college football. I went 4-1 this week because ole dull Arkansas wet the bed down at Auburn! For the season my record is 29-11! Y’all better start listenin’ to me bruh! Y’all know how we get it in. So let’s get it in!

Winners in bold!

  1. North Carolina State 13 vs. No.7 Louisville 54 (W)
  2. Illinois vs. No.3 Michigan 41 (W)
  3. No.23 Ole Miss 21 vs. No.25 LSU 38 (W)
  4. No.17 Arkansas 3 vs. No.21 Auburn 56 (L)
  5. No.6 Texas A&M 14 vs. No.1 Alabama 33 (W)

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.