The Jay Graves Report

Both D coordinators should be fired after OU/Texas Tech foolishness! “Track Meet”

Will somebody please tackle me bruh! I'm exhausted out here."

Vince Lombardi once said, “Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.” Pat Riley jump out of the whip and shouted, “If you have a positive attitude and constantly strive to give your best effort, eventually you will overcome your immediate problems and find you are ready for greater challenges.” Then the big homie, Winston Churchill, pulled up with the windows cracked with the seats leaned all the way back and spit this, “Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.”

Well playas…neither Oklahoma or Texas Tech’s defenses put forth an effort or even bothered to show up to the stadium on Saturday night. As boyz took the field in Lubbock for the Sooners and Red Raiders annual showdown the defenses were at Big Momma’s house eatin’ ham hocks and black eyed peas playin’ video games. After all the dust had settled followin’ a freakin’ wild west shootout all kinds of offensive records had been set. Oklahoma walked out of the joint with a 66-59 victory in what should have been a football game that turned into a darn track meet.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Both defenses coordinators should be fired this mornin’! Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, have been up applaudin’ the offensive ignorance that we saw on Saturday night. Between the two teams they put up 1,708 yards of total offense. Each team put up 864 yards apiece surpassin’ the previous ignorance of 1,640 yards put up by San Jose State and Nevada in 2001.

Texas Tech quarterback Patrick Mahomes threw for 734 yards on the Sooner defense and he finished with 819 yards total offense which is a FBS record. This wasn’t against Jackson State or Troy State or somebody bruh. This was against Oklahoma!! Now we’ve already seen OU get the brakes beat off of them earlier this season by Ohio State at the crib. So in my mind Bob Stoops and his dull brother Mike, who isn’t worth two dead flies smashed as the D coordinator, should be packin’ their bags to get out of Norman. You know how the old timers know when it’s time? Well it’s time down in Norman bruh.

Even in a win the A.D. and all the powers that be should be sittin’ in Stoops driveway this mornin’ with the darn U-Haul ready to go! You let a boy put up 819 yards against you? Oh that’s unacceptable bruh!

And all of the fake media-types applaudin’ this foolishness need their credentials pulled. How do you show up at a post game press conference and not tell the head coach, “Listen here bruh, I don’t even wanna talk to you. Go get your D coordinator! Let me talk to that dun about how he’s robbin’ boyz without a ski mask on and gettin’ away with it.”

How do you look a boy in the face and say that you should get paid this week when you gave up 819 yards of total offense to one cat? How do you sit at the dinner table and look your family in the eyes and say that you’ve been to work all week? Dull!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Whip: noun – car

4) Ms. Jackson: noun – rap song by the group OutKast.


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