It funny how when cats like myself, independent writers, put something out that boyz would deem to be outrageous, duns call it clickbait. They accuse us of only tryin’ to get page views without really makin’ any sense. However, when cats like ESPN puts something out that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense boyz believe it without blinkin’.
These duns, ESPN, drop a headline at 3:26am on Thursday that says, “Sources: Warriors could set up talks with LeBron James if max deal is available.” Then it says “IF” Golden State can create a max salary slot they “could” position themselves to secure a meetin’ with LeBron! WHAT!!!?
You make a headline with “IF’s and Coulds!” C’mon bruh!! Then in the very next paragraph ole boy says “There is no indication that Golden State is evaluatin’ such options at this time.” WHAT!!!?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I don’t ever wanna hear some dun tellin’ me that I’m lookin’ for page views!!! I’m keepin’ it real and keepin’ it honest. Now if you don’t like what I write then you can always kick rocks. But I’m never goin’ to write some “IF’s and Coulds” that make absolutely no sense for everybody and their baby’s momma to discuss on talk radio when it makes no sense at all.
The writer goes on to say that out of respect for Golden State’s winnin’ culture LeBron would listen “If” they could figure out how to clear the space. But in order for space to be cleared all types of foolishness has to happen.
The most realistic option is a sign and trade between Golden State and Cleveland accordin’ to ESPN. LeBron for cats like Klay Thompson and Andre Iguodala because the total salaries would match. However, in order for that to happen KD would have to take even less bread than he’s already makin’. Remember that the dun took less money last year to keep boyz in the ride for this year. So he’s makin’ $25 million now when he could have made much more this year.
So now you’re askin’ a boy to take less than the less he’s already taken to bring in a cat that they don’t even need to keep winnin’ titles. That makes absolutely no sense. They’ve already beat him with what they’ve got. Why would they pay LeBron max bread to win a title when they can win the title without him?
So it doesn’t matter that a source told you bruh. It’s all foolishness. It’s makes no sense. Givin’ duns a report full of if’s and coulds is like me sayin’ that I could have been an All-Star in the NBA if my momma was 6’8″ and my daddy was 7’0″ or I could have been an Olympic Gold medalist if I didn’t have this clubbed foot. That’s how crazy this report is.
Again, that’s ESPN stirring’ the pot makin’ news when there is no news today. It’s a slow day so they fired up the foolishness. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!