The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason Paul George told you boyz he was leavin’ a year early! “DNA”

Now that everybody has absorbed the announcement that Paul George is goin’ to bounce at the end of the 2017-18 season. Now they can try to move on to something else. The duns that I’m talkin’ about are the fake media-types that wouldn’t let it go.

Since the All-Star break boyz have been askin’ PG what he’s goin’ to do next summer. He’s done everything butt squat in the middle of the floor to get you boyz off of his scent. The fact that he refused to sign an extension should have told you what his plans were.

However, duns kept on jammin’ him up in a freakin’ corner askin’ him what he’s goin’ to do. So on this past Thursday when they jammed him up again at the celebrity baseball game and he said, “I am a Pacer. I am under contract and I intend to play!” ole boy wasn’t really tryin’ to lie to boyz like that. You have to understand that PG is a nice guy bruh. He’s not the type to be the jerk and just tell you anything. He’s not made up that way.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! To a fault he’s an honest cat. I’ve been coverin’ the Pacers his entire career and unfortunately he’ll answer questions that he shouldn’t. Sometimes I shake my head because he’ll give more information than he actually should have given.

So for him to know that he was bouncin’ and play the game like he wasn’t isn’t in his DNA. He’s a good dude bruh and sometimes bein’ a good dude and bein’ a shrewed businessman don’t mix.

It’s crazy that he actually had to tell boyz that he was straight up leavin’ because they acted like they couldn’t read the tea leaves he was droppin’. When you back a good dude into a corner he doesn’t know how to come out swingin’. He comes out tellin’ the truth.

Now that you’ve got the truth deal with it. Don’t harass the dun all year because you forced him to tell you what he wants to do. Now you’ve got to live with it for the entire season. It is what it is bruh.

It’s like the woman that knows her man is dirty but keeps jammin’ him up about the side piece. He finally tells her what she already knew was true from jump and now she’s got an attitude with him because he told her what she already knew to be true. You got two choices; stay with the dun and deal with the foolishness and let him go.

Since the fans and the media have to ride with him for the entire next season. What was the point in askin’ him if he was hollerin’ at the side piece in LA? He’s not goin’ anywhere until next summer and there’s nothin’ anybody can do about it. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dirty: verb – to cheat or to be unfaithful

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!