The Jay Graves Report

Pacers snap four game skid and disguised it as havin’ fun! “Winnin’!”

"Aw, we're havin' fun tonight bruh because we're winnin'!"

Nina Dobrev, the Bulgarian-Canadian actress, one said, “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.” Garth Brooks broke it down like this, “Just keep taking chances and having fun.” Then Randy Pausch, the professor of computer science, shut the buildin’ down when he shouted, “Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.”

Well playas…Paul George has been runnin’ around tellin’ boyz that he hasn’t been havin’ fun playin’ the game of basketball lately. So on Friday night when the Bulls rolled into town he and his homeboyz jumped all over them after the openin’ tip shootin’ the lights out of the gym to take a 20-8 lead as they went on to win the joint 111-101.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Who’s foolin’ who bruh? Paul George had fun because they won the freakin’ game! Stop with this foolishness! He scored 32 points with 11 in the closin’ minutes of the game to help secure the victory. He had fun because they snapped a four game losin streak.

He could have scored those same 32 points in a loss and he wouldn’t have had fun. So please don’t tell a boy that you’re not havin’ fun playin’ the game. You were just sick and tired of losin’ bruh! That pressure sits on your shoulders because you’re the leader and you’re the dun that wants to get the superstar treatment from the refs right? You want boyz to start givin’ you some respect on calls right?

Well pimpin’…if that’s the case then you’ve gotta keep doin’ what you did against Chicago!!! Put up big numbers and come through in the clutch down the stretch. When you start doin’ that on a regular basis you’ll start gettin’ the superstar treatment and you’ll have fun EVERY night.

Let’s say I go to the club every Saturday night, stand in line to get in, wait at the bar for drinks and look for a seat once I get my drink. I still get to hear the music and dance whenever I want. If I’m VIP I’m no longer waitin’ in line to get in, waitin’ at the bar for drinks and my seat is reserved. I’m listenin’ to the same music and doin’ the same dances. However, now that I’m VIP my has experience changed and I’m havin’ a better time.

If you’re hoopin’ and losin’ you’re not havin’ fun but if you’re hoopin’ and winnin’ the experience is totally different. So what am I sayin’ in all of this foolishness? Start winnin’ games bruh and we don’t have to hear Paul George talkin’ about not havin’ fun. Stop losin’ four in a row. That’s like gettin’ kicked out of VIP and gettin’ sent to the back of the line. Nobody’s havin’ fun at the back of the line bruh.

Thaddeus Young had fun puttin’ up 17 points and grabbin’ 6 rebounds while Myles Turner finished with 15 points! Glenn Robinson III dropped off 12 points and recorded 10 rebounds to keep everybody smilin’!! Jeff Teague only scored 7 points but the dun threw a career high 17 dimes! That’s enough to make EVERYBODY have fun. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!