The Jay Graves Report

Why Ronda Rousey will be sellin’ insurance this time next year! “Foolishness”

"Hey that one hurt!"

Chanakya, the ancient Indian philosopher, once said, “Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.” Marjane Satrapi, the Iranian-born French novelist, gave it to us like this, “The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.” Then Bertrand Russell, the French philosopher, shut the buildin’ down when he spit some serious fire with, “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

Well playas…I guess Ronda Rousey will be sellin’ insurance this time next year because she sure as heck won’t be still fightin’! How stupid does she look this mornin’ after gettin’ the brakes beaten off of  her by Amanda Nunes in a quick 48 seconds. Ole girl didn’t knock her clean out but she had her lookin’ like the walkin’ dead out there so the ref stopped that foolishness.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st!  A little over a year ago in August of 2015 she was runnin’ around talkin’ $100 worth of noise to Floyd Mayweather about how she wanted to fight him. These fake media-types and a bunch of clueless fans were co-signin’ that foolishness!! I said back then that Ronda needed to back up off of Floyd and worry about some chicks that could squab. Floyd not only is a man but he’s the best boxer in THEE WORLD!!! It’s called Testosterone vs. Estrogen! Stop talkin’ crazy and go find a woman to fight.

When I told you boyz in the crazy Hot Joint entitled “The Projects” that she would get the brakes beaten off of her by Shiqanna or LaQuanna in ANY project in ANY HOOD, USA you laughed at me. Why? Because you thought that UFC was actually a real sport. Why? Because you didn’t grow up in ANY HOOD, USA!! All UFC is, is a darn street fight! Period! Nothin’ more nothin’ less. Anything goes. They’ve just got highly trained athletes participatin’ but in it’s essence it’s a street fight. Why do you think that the only people fascinated by it are young folks from the age of 12 to 35  that grew up in the suburbs or rural America?

Anybody that grew up in the ghetto that is over 35 has been watchin’ “UFC” their entire lives!! So when Rousey started talkin’ crazy, those of us that grew up in the hood, knew that she was just talkin’ crazy and that her career was on it’s way out of the door.

Holly Holm closed her mouth three months later with a flurry of punches and then caught her with a left kick to the head but it was really the quick hands that overwhelmed her. The kick was just the cherry on top but she would have eventually knocked her out with the hands. Ole girl just wanted to get to the after-party before the liquor went dry. Holm landed 72 percent of her strikes verses 30 percent of Rousey’s.

So let’s fast forward to this foolishness on Friday night! Amanda Nunes, excuse my grammar, “put them hands on her!” Rousey got caught by the right hand along the fence and couldn’t recover. Hands bruh! Not feet! What does Floyd use? Hands!!! So if you’re gettin’ the doors blown off of you by some women then how on earth were you goin’ to fight Floyd?

There are a lot of cats readin’ this joint thinkin’ that I’m bein’ petty for bringin’ the Floyd foolishness back up. Well yes I am playboy because I want you to understand that she was makin’ a complete fool of herself then for even sniffin’ in his direction. Just do what you do and stay in your lane. Now she doesn’t even have a lane to stay in. Why? Because everybody will be linin’ up to fight her now. Why? Because she’s been exposed. Even Shiquanna’s lil’ sister in the 8th grade is ready to take her lunch money this mornin’. Stop me when I start lyin’!

 Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Squab: verb – the act of fightin’

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!