The Jay Graves Report

The Colts’ Jacoby Brissett looked good for a cat drinkin’ out of a fire hydrant! “Just Got Caught”

Bruh...y'all askin' a brother to do way too much today! Overtime too? (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

Boyz got tired of Scott Tolzien after one week of foolishness and they put the keys to the Bentley in a duns hands that had only been on the team two weeks. Now you know it’s bad when a boy’z been drinkin’ out of the fire hydrant tryin’ to learn the playbook and he’s thrust onto the field in the home opener with Big Momma demandin’ a win TODAY!!! The Colts opened their home schedule with the Arizona Cardinals and somebody had to take the reigns.

Well playas…Jacoby Brissett was that dude that everybody was lookin’ at on Sunday down at Lucas Oil Stadium. On some real talk, he looked good under the circumstances until the Honey Badger caught him slippin’ and picked ’em on the first play of overtime. The Cardinals turned it into a field goal to win the game 16-13.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy showed up and balled out for a cat that’s been runnin’ the scout team in New England for the past three years bruh. He went 20-37 for 216 yards and no picks durin’ regulation!!! He wasn’t playin’ defense!!! His boyz were up 13-3 with 9:18 left in the third quarter. He did his job bruh!!

Y’all puttin’ too much pressure on a boy askin’ him to win the darn game in overtime too! He’s like, “I just got here bruh! I walked that joint down the field on the openin’ drive and we got a touchdown. Then turned around and got a field goal on the second possession. I don’t play defense bruh! Yeah..I know I shouldn’t have turned it over but you gotta remember I’m still drinkin’ out of the fire hydrant.” 

For his first game out of the shoot Brissett looked great! Nobody wants to start the season 0-2 but it is what it is. At least there is some hope with Jacoby that the Colts can at least be competitive and possibly win a few games.

I wouldn’t trip on ole boy throwin’ the pick in overtime to the Honey Badger because that’s why they call him the Honey Badger. And yeah I know that they stopped callin’ him that in college because of the problems he kept gettin’ into but where I’m from, once a boy gives you a nickname it’s your name playa, forever.

Just like Adam Jones keeps tryin’ to get rid of the “Pacman” label. Bruh…as long as you keep ballin’ boyz are gonna keep callin’ you Pacman Jones. That’s like Earl Simmons tellin’ boyz not to call him DMX anymore. Ain’t gonna happen. That name may as well be on his birth certificate.

But big props to Jacoby Brissett for playin’ a helluva game and hopefully they won’t send him to another overtime game before he gets his feet underneath him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!