The Jay Graves Report

The worse thing the Jets could have done was get sensitive about Marshawn Lynch dancin’!

"Y'all can take all of this on back to New York bruh!" AP PHOTO/BEN MARGOT

Durin’ the Oakland Raiders blow out of the New York Jets, which ended with a 45-20 result. Marshawn Lynch was so hyped when “I’m really from Oakland,” featuring Vell and DJ Mustard came on that ole boy broke out in a dance that was caught on the JumboTron.

The home town Raiders fans loved it because they’re really from Oakland too and they were watchin’ their team beat the brakes off of the Jets. It was 35-13 with 13 minutes left when Beast Mode turned into Dance Mode on a boy.

Now the Jets didn’t like obviously and linebacker Jordan Jenkins had this to say about it. “It irks my ever-living nerves! When I saw it happening, it was infuriating. … That pissed me off. I’m an old-school guy. I don’t like when things like that happen. That was embarrassing, losing like that and having Marshawn dance like that. Great player, but seeing that happen, that should infuriate the whole team. It should infuriate everybody and we should have a good response coming into next Sunday.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s supposed to irk your ever livin’ nerves bruh! He’s diggin’ it to you and your homeboys for comin’ out there and gettin’ drug up and down the field. That’s the point! He’s not supposed to be makin’ you feel good at this point that’s why they kept scorin’ points. As a matter of fact, they scored an additional 10 points after the dun stopped dancin’! Where YOU from?

Then the dun had the nerve to say that he was an “old-school guy!” He’s 23 years old!! He knows nothin’ about the old-school bruh! Old-school would have taken that beaten like a man and went to the crib. Old-school and you 23? C’mon bruh you sound crazy even lettin’ that fall out of your mouth.

Old-school was all about talkin’ $100 worth of trash, rubbin’ it in and takin’ your lunch money in the process. Again, where you from. These new-school cats are the one’s that are sensitive and get their feelings hurt at every turn. Stop it with this foolishness!!

Marshawn did what an old-school G was supposed to do on that sideline. Celebrate with his teammates and if dancin’ is what he likes then you’ve got to take that one on the chin playboy, lick your wounds and try not to get blasted again.

Why? Because let me hip you to some old-school thinkin’ young blood. Now that you’ve told the rest of the league that your feelings are easily hurt by a boy tauntin’ you. Everybody you line up against for the next 14 weeks is goin’ to try to get into your head. Every stadium you show up to is goin’ to have the JumboTron ready to roll after a touchdown and boyz are gonna be lined up to Moonwalk with the Michael Jackson glove on. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

3) Hip: verb – to turn you on to some information, to teach, to explain

4) Young Blood: noun – youngster, young person, to be wet behind the ears

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!