The Bears sign Andy Dalton in another DISASTEROUS move! They may as well have signed Johnny Football!

Well Bears fans…at some point y’all gone start listenin’ to me. At some point you’re going to start understanding that the Bears are simply in business to make money off of it’s delusional fans just like Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. You’re so crazy about the franchise that you’re willing to keep spending your hard earned money on a garbage product. Win or lose Bears fans are going to sellout Soldier Field, buy gear and booze until they run out and line up again the following week and do it all over again.

One disaster move after another Bears fans keep accepting it. Now they’ve signed Andy Dalton as their quarterback. They may as well have kept Mitch Trubisky if they were going to do this. He was at least winning and taking them to the playoffs 2 out of the 3 seasons he was there. He was 29-21 as a their starter. The Bears organization is a complete disaster.

Let’s go back down memory lane like Minnie Riperton for a minute shall we. In 2017 they traded up to get Trubisky passing on both DeShawn Watson and Patrick Mahomes. Let that sizzle in your spirit like Kountry Wayne always says. Of course, hindsight is 20/20 but we all knew that Watson and Mahomes were complete studs in college.

Back in September of 2018 I wrote the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Same Ole Foolishness” when they traded away the farm for Khalil Mack. I wrote in the joint that it was the worst financial decision in Chicago Bears history. Boyz went NUTS telling me that I was a hater and that I didn’t know what I was talking about.

They gave up everything and their baby’s momma’s momma’s minivan to get a player that won’t touch the football. Not only did they give up first-round picks in 2019 and 2020, a third-round pick in 2020 and a sixth-round pick in 2019 for him but they paid the dun $141 million over the next 6 years.

The contract included $90 million GUARANTEED with a $60 million signin’ bonus. He’ll average $23.5 million per season and the dun won’t touch the football at all or score a single point. Wheredeydodatat? In return, the Bears received a second-round pick in 2020 and a conditional fifth-round pick the same year.

In 2012 they fired Lovie Smith after winning 10 games because they didn’t make the playoffs and every Bears fan with a mouth agreed that it made sense. I stood on the freakin’ roof and said that it made no sense to fire a coach after going 10-6 because on a normal year 10-6 gets you into the playoffs. Just so happened the division was unusually better that year. However, Bears fans think that they’re supposed to be a Super Bowl contender EVERY year. So they rolled with the ignorance of firing him.

The Bears front office continues to prove that it’s a disaster. They aren’t trying to win. They’re fine with the status quo because the fans are so brainwashed that they’ll show up anyway. They may as well have signed Johnny Football. Stop me when I start lyin’!