THE FAR EAST SIDE — Every Wednesday I put together “The HILARIOUS M.I.C. Football Weekly Preview.” I get all of my information from MaxPreps because the coaches tell me that’s where all of the information regarding their teams is. So therefore, everything you hear me say while previewing the games comes off of there. Well playas…this week it said that No.1 Warren Central was playing Bowling Green, Ohio that was 3-4-2 instead of Bowling Green, Kentucky who was undefeated.
So of course I clowned the opponent like I always do because they were about to play the three headed monster known as DubZilla!!! My Tweeter page went crazy with duns trying to correct me for saying that they were playing Kentucky and NOT Ohio. These cats are undefeated. My response was the same. It’s DubZilla bruh!!!! It doesn’t matter who their playing. Their about to get dragged!!
Before DubZilla could sit down and burp good it was 55-7 at the half. The final was score 62-14 when they could have scored 120 points on these cats and duns were trying to correct me on who they were playing? Really? It doesn’t matter who they were playing playa. As long as they were a high school team they’re getting drug up and down the field with these cats.
The lil’ homie Romeir Elliott better known as “Secretariat from THE FAR EAST SIDE” on TheJayGravesReport had already put up 362 yards and popped them from 5 touchdowns in two quarters!!! He finished the night with 431 yards rushing, another 40 yards receiving and 7 touchdowns!!!
He’d already set the school and M.I.C. record with 344 yards earlier this season against Lawrence Central. He popped that in the first half!!! In nine games he’s rushed for 2,335 yards and 34 touchdowns. That’s NUTS!!! Not to mention that he’s only one third of DubZilla. That means that he’s not hogging all of the attention in the play calling. He’s literally sharing the rock with two other cats and putting up numbers like this. Jayden George “The Incredible” has put up 2,255 yards and 32 touchdowns. Then “The Incomparable” David Bell has hit boyz for 1,220 yards and 18 touchdowns. Are you kidding me?
Secretariat from THE FAR EAST SIDE is that dude right now!!! Southern Illinois will be lucky to get him on campus the way he’s running all over cats. I’m surprised that no one else has come in and swooped by now. He’s just that good playa!!
I can remember seeing Ben Davis’ Johnny Adams in Week 1 of last season after he’d already committed to Ball State. I said “Aw…he ain’t goin’ to Ball State bruh! He’s too good for that. Somebody’s going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” Sure enough, the University of California from the PAC 12 came calling. One thing I do know is talent and Romeir Elliott is the real deal no matter how tall he is. The dun can flat out play and he’s a diamond sitting on top of the ground. He’s not hidden away somewhere. You can spot him getting out of the car down the street with a hoodie on at midnight. Salute my Young Thunder Cat for ballin’ out this season. Now keep grindin’ into the playoffs and stop me when I start lyin’!