The Jay Graves Report

Pacers get ran out of Milwaukee after leavin’ three point shot at home! “Underwear”

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! This thing hurts tonight bruh!"

For the next month the basketball fan is literally in heaven on earth! You can’t turn the television on and not find what you’re lookin’ for unless you’re the dun that doesn’t have cable and even old Uncle LeRoy’s got cable in 2017. Well playas…the Indiana Pacers were on too as they ran up to Milwaukee on Friday night. They got pushed out of the movin’ van 99-85 by Jason Kidd’s crew and sent back to the crib tryin’ to figure out how to shoot from behind the arc.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Bucks shot the lights out of the gym on these boyz as the Pacers literally watched the ice cream melt. Milwaukee shot darn near 52 percent from the field and 41 percent from downtown as the Greek Freak and Kris Middleton each popped off 21 points on a boy.

The Pacers shot the ball at 44 percent from the field but couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle from beyond the arc. Naw playa, they couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a boat. They finished the night shootin’ 11 percent from three bruh! Eleven percent!!!

They trailed darn near the entire second half and had no answer for what Milwaukee was doin’! Now the Bucks own the tie breaker and it’s thick headed down the stretch as boyz fight for the final three spots in the playoff hunt in the East.

Paul George finished the night with 18 points and 11 rebounds as Jeff Teague popped off 17-4-4! Monta Ellis came out of the bushes with 12 on a boy but it wasn’t enough for the Pacers to overcome poor shootin’ from behind the arc.

The Pacers are still sittin’ in the sixth spot in the East but that joint is only seperated by two wins from the duns stacked up at the eight spot tryin’ to get in. Milwaukee, Miami and dull Chicago all have 31 wins and the Pacers are in sixth with 33. However, if a boy wets the bed down the stretch Milwaukee owns the tie breaker playa. Keep that in mind.

So it’s nothin’ to sneeze at right now. Nate and Co. have to figure out how to win on the road. The Pacers have been terrible away from Bankers Life Fieldhouse this season and out of the final 17 games they’ve got they’ll be on the road for 8 of them. That’s a problem when you can’t find your underwear on the road. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.

3) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!