After the Michigan Wolverines showed up on Thursday lookin’ like the recreation league all-star team with their practice uniforms on and beatin’ the brakes off of Illinois. Boyz in every hood in America respected them for reppin’ ANY HOOD, USA! Then they finally got their game joints off of the plane to play No.1 seeded Purdue on Friday! In the Hot Joint entitled “Dwellers” I told all current and former hood dwellers to ride with Michigan because they repped the hood with the practice uniforms like some straight up G’s.
Even though they didn’t look like Boyz N the Hood against Purdue. They played like it and knocked the top seeded Boilermakers (25-7) off of their perch in an overtime thriller 74-70.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Purdue banged all season long to get the No.1 seed, win the regular season Big Ten championship and went to D.C. and literally wet the bed!! Yes, I know that they played an extremely good Michigan (22-11) team that was playin’ with some fire because of the adversity that they faced tryin’ to even get to the darn tournament! However, Purdue is the Big Ten Champ and you can’t go to the crib after one freakin’ game!!
Michigan pushed them out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr.
Do you realize how much bread Big Momma raised at the church just to get to D.C. for you duns to lose the first game you played? You better believe that she’s stayin’ all weekend right?
You can’t show up and pull out a firecracker and a smoke bomb in a street fight and expect to come out of the joint alive. I don’t care that there were 14 ties and 17 lead changes durin’ regulation. You gotta win that joint bruh!
Now boyz are back in West Lafayette lickin’ their dull wounds tryin’ to figure out what went wrong. Luckily, they’ll still make the NCAA Tournament because of their resume. But if they slip on the banana peal one more time it’s a wrap playboy.
It’s time to boot up now playas. Win or go home! Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Eddie Kane Jr.: noun – character in the movie “Five Heartbeats” that got kicked out of the group because he just wouldn’t do right bruh.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!