SOUTH BEND, IN. — College football is much better when the traditional powers of the game are ranked and the hype is pourin’ in their direction. Well playas, there couldn’t have been more hype and shine broadcast in South Bend on Saturday night. The 12th ranked Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish were at home against the 14th ranked Michigan Wolverines in a game that hadn’t been played in three years.
Some genius thought that it was a good idea to end this rivalry for three years. I bet that dun’s mouth has been duct taped shut and he’s no longer allowed on either campus. Well…the rivalry was renewed and Notre Dame took advantage of it in front of a national television audience in primetime no less.
The Irish jumped all over the Wolverines gettin’ off of the bus and never looked back. Before a boy could look at Touchdown Jesus good and bite into his hot dog Notre Dame was up 14-0. They won the home opener against one of their biggest rivals 24-17 to rekindle the spark that was needed in college football.
I think it should be illegal to even suggest stoppin’ rivalry games like that. We’ve already seen rivalries like Texas vs. Texas A&M and Oklahoma vs. Nebraska die because of the greed of conference realignments. We don’t care what conference they’re in, just play the darn games!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Gettin’ back to this game. Notre Dame’s quarterback, Brandon Wimbush, played with the swagger of Tony Rice on Saturday night. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a Notre Dame quarterback control the attitude of not only his team but his opponent’s as well. Ole boy gave Michigan fits from the time he put his darn shoes on Saturday mornin’ and got on the bus.
The crazy thing about it is, he didn’t put up ridiculous numbers bruh! He just put up enough to keep Michigan at bay. Ole boy finished only 12 of 22 for 170 yards a touchdown and a dull pick. However, he ran for another 59 yards on 19 carries. It was his presence on the field that gave ND the attitude to keep punchin’ Michigan in the mouth. And punch them they did!!
Ole dull Jim Harbaugh has OFFICIALLY been put on the “Hot Seat” playa! With this loss he’s 1-6 against Michigan’s biggest rivals, Ohio State, Michigan State and Notre Dame. That can’t go over well with the duns payin’ him $9 million this year. He’s makin’ more bread that ole Nick down in Tuscaloosa this year who’s only pullin’ in $6.9 million in 2018.
Not only did he lose at Notre Dame he got drug. Don’t look at the final score playboy. Look at the game!! Michigan only scored one offensive touchdown all night!!! That’s a problem however way you look at it. For $9 million Michigan should be truckin’ everything in their path EVERY night!! Not gettin’ trucked!!
Brian Kelly had to feel like a G last night after the ball game because his boyz looked good in a rivalry game that EVERYBODY and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, was watchin’. Yeah…I know that Alabama was on but they were playin’ Louisville without Lamar Jackson. Like I said, NOBODY was watchin’ that foolishness!!! It was all about Michigan vs. Notre Dame and the darn Leprechaun was doin’ the KiKi Challenge all over campus after it was over. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!